Smirnoff Legacy: Generation 4.2
Last time, Juliet hooked up with Lisa. Juliet starved to death but was resurrected. She survived pregnancy and had two kids: Jacob and Alexandra. Kate and Jack got old and pretty much lost their minds. Juliet is still a bitch.
Alex: GET ME OUTTA HERE OR I WILL CUT YOUUUUU!
Juliet: *ignores screaming child to feel the ~RAWK~*
Sweet mother of all that is holy! Could this be a competetent nanny?
WHEW! I thought this could be the apocolypse.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! No creativity points + piano = brain bleed
Hey pretty little girl! Would you like to donate your uterus for future generations?
Girl: *blink*
(LOL Jack wanted to sell lemonade)
Everyone and their mother wanted to get Jacob into private school.
Jacob: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! XDDDD (Cookies if you get the reference.)
Btw, Jacob is the first kid I've ever had make it into private school. I fail hard.
Juliet: Well done, my minion.
She's raising an evil army, isn't she?
Jacob: It's all your fault, Teddy. DX
Teddy: What is?
Jacob: My life, global warming, you know EVERYTHING!
Teddy: D:
Nice try. I'm not letting the social worker have you.
She passed out in the bathroom. This caused a severe crisis since none of my sims can figure out that they have 2 OTHER BATHROOMS!
Like mother, like daughter.
Geriatric rockfest '08!
SLIDE TO THE LEFT! SLIDE TO THE RIGHT!
She's cute!
With a winning personality! :D
Jesus?
No, just Jacob growing up in a puffy vest with no upper lip. Damn. He was so cute!
Gah, she's so pretty!
And she's such a sweetheart...
He definitely has potential. Let's hope his upper lip returns in adulthood.
My, aren't we a happy bunch?
Crap, she's raising minions too!
Alex: Smashing is good for the soul.
The maid: supervising or being a creeper?
ManMaid: A nice snowman? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Um, how old are you?
Wow, Kate finally got some.
And how old are YOU?
Good job, Jacob!
He also brought this pretty thing home from school with him.
Jacob: Ooh, me likey! *pokes her boob*
She likey too.
D'awww, first kiss!
Didn't I fire you?
Alex doesn't measure up to big brother.
Alex: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT TEDDY!
Poor abused Teddy. D:
I love this interaction!
Best. Heir painting. EVER.
NOOOOOOO! CHARLIE!!!
I never get sad when my sims die but I almost cried when the cat died. Maybe because my cat's name is Charlie too. D:
Oh, you don't cry when your grandfather dies, but you weep for the cat?
But we still have Jin who is chasing butterflies. ^__^
New house. Downloaded from MTS2 somewhere.
Lisa and Juliet immediately begin christening the beds.
10 creativity points and this is the best you could come up with? It sold as a masterpiece too. Um WTF?
NO.
Kate loves her video games.
Kate: *talks smack*
Lisa: *has her game face on*
Kate: YOU SON OF A BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!
Kate: I'LL PINEAPPLE KICK YOUR ASCOTS!
I love those Orbit commercials. LMAO
Alex: LAND HO!
Alex: I love you, Teddy!
Teddy: *knows better*
Hello hot man Kate brought home! Mmmm
Shut up.
Hot Guy: You're old and you smell. Old smelly people make me angry.
Perhaps a love potion will help?
She really could be the worst romance sim ever.
Poor Kate.
Hot Guy: You're ugly, but your daugher is HOT!
Too bad she's a lesbian.
What are you mad at me for?
Alex: It's your fault I was born!
Sorry...
Juliet still doesn't do hugs.
I'm 99% sure that's urine she's splashing in.
The sweet, it kills me! She only does this with Lisa, btw. Juliet gets no love.
ALEX! Don't shock your mommy!
Lisa: AHAHAHA! You're so funny!
No wonder Alex likes you better.
There are some seriously pretty children in this neighborhood.
She wanted to get struck by lightning. Knowledge Sims...
This is so wrong.
Yeah, not the dance move I would use with MY MOTHER!
Hey Vince!
I guess you're never too old to play in the bathtub.
See? Worst romance sim ever. They even have like 3 bolts.
Jack died. I missed it. No one cared. RIP Jack!
Alex is also growing up. Also, no one cares.
Hmm. She's pretty, I guess.
That's better.
She's still all sunshine and rainbows!
...
Alex: Did you hear Grandpa died?
Jacob: Really? No way!
Pleasant, y/y?
I am trying so hard to get her LTW of 20 lovers. I haven't even gotten to 10 yet. *deep sigh*
Do you people have nothing better to do?
Um, yeah... She's not even pregnant yet.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Guy: ...and then I gave her a pearl necklace!
Alex: Omg that's so sweet! How much did it cost?
Guy: Only my dignity!
Dancing is TEH HARD!
What evil is this?
OOH BURN! The dollhouse no one plays with. *eye roll*
Alex: Oh yeah? I'LL SHOW YOU!
NOOO! Not Jack's urn! Crazy bitch.
Kate died. In the middle of the street.
HAY JACK!
Charlie made an appearance to scare the shit out of some townie. Hee hee
Alex: STUPID TRASH CAN! *kicks*
Alex: Hmm. It appears someone has knocked over our trash. I'll just put this bag here on the ground.
She seriously scares me.
See? SCARY
Jacob's just cute. XD
Alex: I could really use a beer right now
Boy: OMG UNDERAGE DRINKING HELL NO LALALALALA!
These two still have no decency.
She finally stopped being a raging bitch long enough to do her homework.
Alex: MOM OMG I GOT AN A!!! MOM? MOM!!!!
Lisa: Oh Kitty, I love you so! You're like the daughter I never had.
*Next up: College. And Alex possibly murders some dormies.