Spiders on Drugs! goes here to die

[fynoda]

Why has this not been posted here? I'm well aware it's older than the sun, but it's perfect for this community even if it's a spoof. There is an ounce of truth as most of the footage is from a real documentary of how web-building is affected by spiders on drugs.

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animals on drugs?

[phineus]

i dunno, an old ex-roommate of mine had a rat that smoked cigarettes, and i had a ferret that loved alcohol. sadly no video of either though. ;x

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[markymarkiship]

a rat that smoked cigarettes? buuuuuuuulllllshiiiiiit.

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[phineus]

she chewed on the filters (especially lit cigarettes), and seemed to enjoy shoving her face in smoke/having smoke blown in her face (none of the 10 other rats did this). she also drank vodka, and was delightfully inbred.

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[nosyparker]

Animal cruelty FTL. :(

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[phineus]

i didn't encourage it, i always kept her the fuck away from smokes (wtf chewing on a filter can't be good), but my roommate, not so much. :P

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[libee]

Considering pet rats naturally have fuckloads of respiratory problems, this is so not fucking cool.

Re: animals on drugs?

[phineus]

yeah, and it seemed all the inbred rats i owned were really prone to respiratory problems (hooray shitty pet stores*), i kept my ratties away from smoking/cigarettes.

*= i know i know don't get rats from pet stores, get them from breeders; the problem was i worked at the pet store and acquired a lot of them that way. at least i helped stop the insane [in]breeding by, y'know, actually separating males from females

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[maeda]

Off-topic, but where the fuck is your icon from? I like it!

[phineus]

the comic Transmetropolitan, i highly recommend it! the kitty is the main character's pet. <3