Apparently, I've been naughty. Anyone surprised?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for idony (10 points). In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sprtual (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4338 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
wryanc