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wow. fucking awsome. my girlfirend is pissed at me for being a shit face and i hang up on her in a fit of rage against myself....THEN my mom came down stairs and asked me if i have talked to my grandma anne in the past 2 days because apprently her coffee friends were saying that she was having a droopy mouth (to the side) and she was slurring her speach. and the last time she had these symptoms, she had a fucking stroke. sooo shes not cooking christmas dinner at her house anymore for the first time in my 18 year existance. and now im shaking uncontrolably thinking everything is just sooo fucking great. and hey, whoever it was talking behind my back the other day in the store. i heard you. thanks. but i already know.
what a great holiday season this is guna be
what a great holiday season this is guna be