Trust No One (#166 "trust")
Subject: Trust No One
Fandom: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Spoilers for an unlicensed anime.
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
Haruhi walked up to Kyon. She leaned in on him, narrowed her eyes, frowned suspiciously, and stared accusingly at him. "What!?" a sweat-dropping Kyon said.
After Haruhi silently walked away, Itsuki walked up. "Don't worry, Kyon. According to the Agency, Haruhi's been watching a lot of science-fiction 'conspiracy' shows lately."
"Is that all?" Kyon said. "Still, that could cause, uh, 'trouble' for us, right?"
"No, I don't think so," Itsuki said. "Trust me, Kyon."
Copying Haruhi exactly, Kyon leaned in on Itsuki, narrowed his eyes, frowned suspiciously, and stared accusingly at him.
Itsuki sweat-dropped. "Kyon? You're breathing on my face."