They're texting Top Shop

[wringhim]

As a service to the fashionistas and wannabe style-gods, I present.

IN:
Philip Larkin
Howard Devoto
Hapsburg dynasty
Garden peas
Early English secular songs
Letters with jaggy edges like Z and M
Dialectical materialism
Saint Sebastian
John Lyly
The Winter's Tale
Bare feet
Items of clothing named after English military adventures
Uruguay
Gerhart Richter
Balding men
Gin
Robert Louis Stevenson
AA Milne
Sashaying
Portmanteaus

OUT:
Virginia Woolf
Richard Rorty
Friedrich Nietzsche
Vaclav Havel
Anything Japanese
Broccoli
Early English church music
Vowels
Mr Benn
Zen Buddhism
Che Guevara
Christopher Marlowe
David Essex
Sandals
Shoes
Poland
Frida Kahlo
Quiffs and fins
Vodka
JK Rowling
Pimps
Sparkly purses

Now your weekend should be straightforward as a Roman Road. (Romans are in.)