First time I kissed you was with your finger shrouded in blood
Interesting. I just noticed that in the gents toilets at work there's a large white device high on the wall next to the door frame that emits a puff of air freshener every 10 minutes and 24 seconds. The anticipation of what it might do when the timer reached zero made me stand in front of it, but I managed to duck when it sprayed its deodorising gases.