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[wringhim]

My granny can't tell the difference between escapology and eschatology. She escaped from three heavens and fourteen hells. Now she's reincarnated as a sponge, the only animal capable of breaking into little pieces, sliding through a steel grate, and reassembling on the other side.

Irrelevantly to my granny, is it weird that I keep a mug that an ex-girlfriend gave me which says eejit on the side? She destroyed all the presents I gave her.