Day 4826
Last night, just about dinner time, the wasband showed up at my door.
Without calling.
An extremely unpleasant evening ensued.
Not that he was actually unpleasant... he was on his very best behavior and as ingratiating as possible but, since my preference would be to never ever have to see him again, it was still very unpleasant. I am hoping that Emily's behavior won't be adversely affected... but I'm almost sure it will be.
On the good side of things, he didn't mention his wife (for four solid hours... a record) and kept looking around wistfully. I think his life may be not going well. Regrets are good!
Also, sometime before he showed up, my lighter vanished into thin air. Seriously. I retraced my steps... I looked everywhere, I swear! Then, after he left and just before I went to bed, it showed back up in a place I had looked at least three times. Bothersome insane house brownies.... I guess I shouldn't have left brandy out for them.
Without calling.
An extremely unpleasant evening ensued.
Not that he was actually unpleasant... he was on his very best behavior and as ingratiating as possible but, since my preference would be to never ever have to see him again, it was still very unpleasant. I am hoping that Emily's behavior won't be adversely affected... but I'm almost sure it will be.
On the good side of things, he didn't mention his wife (for four solid hours... a record) and kept looking around wistfully. I think his life may be not going well. Regrets are good!
Also, sometime before he showed up, my lighter vanished into thin air. Seriously. I retraced my steps... I looked everywhere, I swear! Then, after he left and just before I went to bed, it showed back up in a place I had looked at least three times. Bothersome insane house brownies.... I guess I shouldn't have left brandy out for them.