The Reckoning
Quote of the day:
"My older brother said, wait until the chicks get older; that's when they get on fire."
"Wow, I cna't wait until I grow older!"
"No man, that's bad"
"Why?"
"My older brother also said, when guys grow older, they slow down."
"Really?"
"Yea. You can't put out the fire when your hose is rolled up."
"...and girls, what do we call sex if we have it with someone other than our husbands?"
"Adultry."
"and what do we call sex with only ourselves?"
"Self-abusement."
"Wait, I thought it was called self-amusement"
"So you see, gentlemen, to marry a girl who is non-catholic is called "mixed marriage" amd should be avoided at all costs."
"Nuh-uh, my uncle married a non-catholic and it wasn't considered a mixed marriage."
"What? That's impossible! Who did he marry?"
"Some guy named Bob."
......and this all came from a private catholic school play. God damn it I wish I went to SMCC....
Haven't posted in a while, kinda sad that my return had to be in this shape and form, but what can ya' do?
"My older brother said, wait until the chicks get older; that's when they get on fire."
"Wow, I cna't wait until I grow older!"
"No man, that's bad"
"Why?"
"My older brother also said, when guys grow older, they slow down."
"Really?"
"Yea. You can't put out the fire when your hose is rolled up."
"...and girls, what do we call sex if we have it with someone other than our husbands?"
"Adultry."
"and what do we call sex with only ourselves?"
"Self-abusement."
"Wait, I thought it was called self-amusement"
"So you see, gentlemen, to marry a girl who is non-catholic is called "mixed marriage" amd should be avoided at all costs."
"Nuh-uh, my uncle married a non-catholic and it wasn't considered a mixed marriage."
"What? That's impossible! Who did he marry?"
"Some guy named Bob."
......and this all came from a private catholic school play. God damn it I wish I went to SMCC....
Haven't posted in a while, kinda sad that my return had to be in this shape and form, but what can ya' do?