Corvid vs Mopey Neurons.
Me: Go to bed.
Neurons: No. Shan't.
Me: Why the hell not?
Neurons: The world's stupid and we protest! Our form of protest will take the shape of staying up, listening to music, talking and writing wibble (to ourselves or others) drinking, angsting and finally realising we are exhausted and passing out.
Me: Angst is just cosmic insecurity - been there done that, boring.
Neurons: But it gives us something to do before we fall asleep!
Me: Have you any idea how retarded you sound?
Neurons: ..... no?
Me: What a surprise. I'm going to bed.
Neurons: But we could play stabby games!
Me: Really? Really?
Neurons: Ummm...
Me: Exactly. STFU and go to sleep you little bastards.
Neurons: Alcohol!!
Me: Mmm, good luck you getting that when I'm unconscious under a duvet.
Neurons: Mean!!!
Me: The more exclamation marks you use the easier you are to ignore. G'night.
Neurons: No. Shan't.
Me: Why the hell not?
Neurons: The world's stupid and we protest! Our form of protest will take the shape of staying up, listening to music, talking and writing wibble (to ourselves or others) drinking, angsting and finally realising we are exhausted and passing out.
Me: Angst is just cosmic insecurity - been there done that, boring.
Neurons: But it gives us something to do before we fall asleep!
Me: Have you any idea how retarded you sound?
Neurons: ..... no?
Me: What a surprise. I'm going to bed.
Neurons: But we could play stabby games!
Me: Really? Really?
Neurons: Ummm...
Me: Exactly. STFU and go to sleep you little bastards.
Neurons: Alcohol!!
Me: Mmm, good luck you getting that when I'm unconscious under a duvet.
Neurons: Mean!!!
Me: The more exclamation marks you use the easier you are to ignore. G'night.