I'm now certain...

[wraithwitch]

...that Mithras, Vampire Prince of London
has an exceptionally small penis
and feels very insecure about it
despite his maniacal ego.

How many lions rampant
and fat blood-dripping septers
does one man needI'm surprised he never asked Vykos just to transform his sorry lot into a tower of malignant glory (thank you Eternal Hearts) and let that

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[themadone]

That would explain why he was such a grumpy wotsit :)

[wraithwitch]

Yeah, and obsessed about ruling all of england. I mean, using a country as a penis extention - honestly!
=P

[anonymous_james]

Is that after having read something? Or from something that happened in a game?

[wraithwitch]

No, neither. This is from me painting Mithras' coat of arms.
five lions rampant, four mighty axes, three fat scepters, several dodgy blood drops. bleh =P

[evilref]

And a partrige in a pear tree?

[wraithwitch]

Heh - not that I painted, no. But since I have been comissioned to do all the darkages clan crests someone might just get one. I vote toreador as the lucky clan...
=)

[borusa]

Heh.

I'm surprised he never asked Vykos just to transform his sorry lot into a tower of malignant glory (thank you Eternal Hearts) and let that be an end to it

With like *spikes* and stuff.

Or do you mean a literal tower? One large enough to live in? I think Vykos might regard that as a challenge.

Actually...Now I come to think about it...

[wraithwitch]

The idea of Vykos being comissioned to sculpt Mithras' pathetic member into a tower large enough to be inhabited by anything bigger than a gnat rather amuses me...

[reindeerflotila]

Schlongtowers and roleplay should never mix.

[adze]

They're almost as bad as fuckorbs