I'm now certain...

Mar 02, 2007 15:49

...that Mithras, Vampire Prince of London
has an exceptionally small penis
and feels very insecure about it
despite his maniacal ego.

How many lions rampant
and fat blood-dripping septers
does one man need?

I'm surprised he never asked Vykos just to transform his sorry lot into a tower of malignant glory (thank you Eternal Hearts) and let that be an end to it.

Sigh.

zg

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