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Jan 03, 2005 23:02

school tomorrow.

::kneels before an invisible god with clasped hands::

dear lord. please, have mercy upon my blackened soul and magically teleport a stray colt45 bullet into my skull, NOW.

or better yet...please find the charity within your almight and powerful self to allow for me to wake up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow morning only to witness the last 120 seconds of my life as i lay bleeding with an 8 inch blade buried deep into my sternum and resting comfortably in my aorta.

kthnx :)

i mean..
amen.
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