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worstsongever

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Jul 26, 2011 01:09

[Olive has an orange. She is just turning it over in her hands while laying on her stomach on her bed, feet up in the air.] So, did you guys know that oranges are actually hybrids? Yeah, they're basically what came out of some ancient cultivation of a pomelo and a mandarin. I would love to know who had that idea, or who had the idea to make mutant ( Read more... )

i almost miss high school, olive is a derp, your politics scare me, [comm] lastvoyages, your ship is crazy, oranges are fucking awesome

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19centconstable July 26 2011, 05:15:02 UTC

How did they get the pomelo and the mandarin to...?

[Fruit sex.]

worstsongever July 26 2011, 05:26:00 UTC

[Yes George. Fruit sex.]

Well, when a male pomelo and a female mandarin fall in love...

19centconstable July 26 2011, 05:35:50 UTC

But how can you tell?

worstsongever July 26 2011, 05:37:41 UTC

...They sprout near each other.

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worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:09:02 UTC

Uh, sorry? ...Can I ask why?

[Ponder ponder she's pulling off another slice.] Really? I mean, sometimes people throw rum in, I guess, but brandy. That sounds kind of awesome, actually. I think we should make some.

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worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:30:25 UTC

...Oh. Oh, God, I am so, so sorry.

Well, in six months I will definitely be waiting for it.

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darknessb4me July 26 2011, 11:30:49 UTC

A plague? Really?

... Did it work?

worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:10:28 UTC

According to my third grade teacher and what I read, yeah. It was to combat the smell of, uh...decay.

darknessb4me July 28 2011, 03:41:02 UTC

Doesn't sound like it would actually prevent infection.

worstsongever July 29 2011, 02:57:10 UTC

It didn't. It was just for the smell.

strangehstorian July 26 2011, 11:31:52 UTC

I've had wassail! It's very sweet and it smells excellent, you're right.

worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:11:16 UTC

Right? Now I want some. I wonder if we can find the ingredients in the kitchen.

strangehstorian July 28 2011, 03:50:34 UTC

I'd bet they do, if we asked!

worstsongever July 29 2011, 02:57:43 UTC

I'm going to go find out.

naughtbutlife July 26 2011, 13:46:57 UTC

Pomanders! Oh, I have not thought of making a pomander in years and years....

We made them for Christmas, along with the wassail, but I fear it is a bit too early to indulge in such things.

worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:13:09 UTC

Yes, pomanders. I forgot the name. And who says we have to wait for Christmas? July could use some cheer, too.

naughtbutlife July 26 2011, 15:17:48 UTC

I am surprised you knew of them, madam. And aye, and this July in particular, I think.

worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:21:45 UTC

I think it's pretty rote on the curriculum here. Makes learning that part of history a little less scarring, or something.

Does that mean you're in?

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