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Jul 26, 2011 01:09

[Olive has an orange. She is just turning it over in her hands while laying on her stomach on her bed, feet up in the air.] So, did you guys know that oranges are actually hybrids? Yeah, they're basically what came out of some ancient cultivation of a pomelo and a mandarin. I would love to know who had that idea, or who had the idea to make mutant ( Read more... )

i almost miss high school, olive is a derp, your politics scare me, [comm] lastvoyages, your ship is crazy, oranges are fucking awesome

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19centconstable July 26 2011, 05:15:02 UTC
How did they get the pomelo and the mandarin to...?

[Fruit sex.]

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worstsongever July 26 2011, 05:26:00 UTC
[Yes George. Fruit sex.]

Well, when a male pomelo and a female mandarin fall in love...

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19centconstable July 26 2011, 05:35:50 UTC
But how can you tell?

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worstsongever July 26 2011, 05:37:41 UTC
...They sprout near each other.

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19centconstable July 26 2011, 05:39:18 UTC
But how can they tell?

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worstsongever July 26 2011, 15:07:23 UTC
Fruit intuition.

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19centconstable July 26 2011, 21:10:34 UTC
Well I'm pleased they found happiness, at any rate. Oranges are delicious. I wish I was able to afford them more often.

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worstsongever July 29 2011, 02:56:34 UTC
Well, you are in luck! I have an extra one if you want it.

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19centconstable July 29 2011, 16:26:34 UTC
Are you certain? I wouldn't deny you an orange.

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worstsongever July 30 2011, 22:24:14 UTC
Absolutely positive. We'll get more.

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19centconstable July 30 2011, 22:59:01 UTC
Well thank you very much, miss.

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worstsongever July 31 2011, 01:38:08 UTC
No problem.

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