As promised
I keep on telling everybody and making all these promises to update when things are going well so here are two positive stories about good things in my life. Enjoy them while you can because tomorrow you may get hit by a bus and die
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response to the 2: Now we can snuggle and you can sleep your way through me to the top!!! Wheeeee!!!
p.s. Baker's didn't want you there anyway. And you know what? YOU FREAKIN' GOT PIE ANYWAY SO BACK UP OFF MY GRILL BITCH!
p.p.s. way to forget the second 'p' when leaving multiple p.s.'s in comments on my lj.
p.p.p.s. "Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen!"
p.p.p.p.s. Talk ya's will one day be the bestest phrase ever and people from every coast will say it with vigor!
p.p.p.p.p.s Ok this is getting ridiculous. I think people are starting to talk about my 'p' addiction.
p.p.p.p.p.p.s. I don't think that came out right. I'm not actually addicted to pee because that would be HELLA awkward.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Ok maybe I am just a little bit. I mean, who isn't nowadays right?
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. You aren't addicted to pee? No one is? Just me? Ok! Talk to you later.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. I should really get going and stop being a dumb ass like I usually am.
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s. Ok I'm going to stop typing now. Talk yas!
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hehe ^_^
and i meant to put a second "p" in the "p.s." thing, but i forgot...way to point out my other shortcomings...i HATE you, sir...and i most certainly will not sleep my way to the top through you! i will find some other self-important/righteous/absorbed person to do that with!
P. mother fucking S. no, i am NOT addicted to pee...only you are b/c you are a freak of nature! now bidet sir!
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I SAID BIDET!!!!!!!!!
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No, Ali, Taki cannot wait for you. You had a neck lump for a twin, so you scare people.
And, no, Brandon, we do not all engage in (or like) Golden Showers. That's just you, k bye.
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