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oh, how these past few days have been The Sex...
saturday night:
jerry and i spent the night with miranda.
*miranda's younger sister valery is freaking hilarious. she calls places (i.e. books a million) with a deep voice and asks for books on "sexual reassignment" LOL. so, of course we made prank phone calls with her. we called this perverted guy gary who we had actually called about a year ago on another prank phone call rampage, but he didn't want to talk to us that night. he did recognize val though, b/c apparently she calls him and leaves messages on a regular basis LOL. this one number we called and left a message at CALLED US BACK, saying that our message was "very sexy", and then the dude's wife/sister/cousin/whatever got on the phone and got buck with val.
*we used up the rest of our fireworks. the special ones were really cool--we had one called "the cactus" which shot up really high, assorted sparklers, and some vibrating ones. i burnt myself on a sparkler and it hurts horribly...there's a blister and everything ew.
*we got like 4 hours of sleep because we were being really stupid and giggly. for some reason, "miranda's mom smells like beets" is really funny to us now. don't ask. and jerry kept enjoying himself in the bed with us, ew.
*miranda's sisters like to shorten words...so now we're obsessed with saying stuff like "to' hilar" (totally hilarious) or "to' cyute!" (totally cute).
*miranda gave us "whooping cough" and it sucks.
sunday:
*jerry's driving is "interesting." someone cut him off and he held down the horn for a whole minute. then a family of four passed us, and he threw a fit on the horn and steering wheel lol. then we may or may not have went down a one way street, but we're not sure.
*we went to hot topic to get jerry a cute outfit. he got this "tough guys wear pink" shirt that was very tight, but we convinced him to get it and wear it b/c it was so cute. also, we put makeup on him and sprayed glitter stuff in all of our hair.
the mindless self indulgence concert...
WAS AWESOMMMMMMMME.
*bella morte and suicide city weren't that great (to me, at least. i think tito wants to marry them seriously), but the singer from s.c. jumped in the crowd and i accidentally touched his crotch--jerry rubbed my hand on his face.
*we kept talking to some weird kids in front of us. one of them wore his hair in balls like me, then there was "midget" who we thought was cute, and then this one guy kept hitting on me...asking me all sorts of questions, asking me if i was alright every time i got hit/punched/pushed, hugging me and saying "i'm scared" (yeah who does that?), saying he's going to "protect his bitches" then putting his arm around me, tracking me down at the end and saying bye to me...yyyyyeah.
*between s.c. and msi, dumb idiots kept pushing really really hard for NO REASON. i'm 5'4...everyone around me was like 6 feet tall--so i could NOT breathe. i mean, i understand pushing to music...but they were like LEANING. my back and chest are so sore from that. miranda felt really dizzy, like she was about to have a panic attack.
*we started talking to this gay (so we think) guy who went by "lunchbox" (what? but then again, i go by "ky") but whose real name was bobby. he looked just like jerry, only more goth. cute. as. a. button! i wish we would have gotten his number or s/n or something, b/c he was really cool.
*alkdjalkdjad jimmy urine was cute as a button! he kept insulting people and stuff. at the end, he held up a sign saying "kisses $1" and on the back it said "vd free" LOL. tito gave him a dollar and he kissed her yay! jerry wanted to know what he could get for a twenty.
*me, miranda, and jerry "brought the mosh." just imagine two girls and gay guy in the pit with a bunch of 250 lb men lol. i kept targeting girls who outfits i didn't like haha. and i was dirty...i kept scratching people hehe. we started our own mosh pit, so that was pretty cool. i got pushed on the ground once, and some random person helped me up...i love the dudes who protect people. towards the end, it got REALLY rough--fights got started and security had to watch it (blah, i hate that), so i refrained. and my hello kitty watch broke! somehow i found it, but the little piece that holds the band to the watch is missing. also, i'm really really really bruised and sore, especially my feet, arms, back, chest, elbow (there's a huge knot on it), and back of my head, from where somebody punched me.
today:
*of course i had to fucking work today. and of course they made me do the most horrible things, like climbing on 10 foot ladders and cleaning the mirrors covering the wall. ugh. everyone kept saying i looked sick or something.
*miranda, jerry, tito, melissa, and i went to the fireworks at southpark. and of course it's always fun to walk and around and act stupid with your friends. alkdjaldj major drama when it was through: apparently (in horrible traffic) this one car tried to pass another, and the car in front wouldn't let them. so the back car hit them or hit a pedestrian or both or SOMETHING, and went PSYCHO. the police were called and she went INSANE...she got arrested and everything...it was nuts. so yeah, on the way home, we all were singing gwen stefani and stuff as loud as we could, and hollering at random people lol. fun times. (pics from the concert once i get the film developed!)
^jerr bear is inconspicuous.
^yeah, miranda and jerry said i looked like a mad little kid here. i think i look constipated
^...aaanddd they said i looked mentally challenged here LOL. man, i look fat...lol
^jerry+makeup=hottie
^jerry's cute outfit
fireworks:
sparklers!:
saturday night:
jerry and i spent the night with miranda.
*miranda's younger sister valery is freaking hilarious. she calls places (i.e. books a million) with a deep voice and asks for books on "sexual reassignment" LOL. so, of course we made prank phone calls with her. we called this perverted guy gary who we had actually called about a year ago on another prank phone call rampage, but he didn't want to talk to us that night. he did recognize val though, b/c apparently she calls him and leaves messages on a regular basis LOL. this one number we called and left a message at CALLED US BACK, saying that our message was "very sexy", and then the dude's wife/sister/cousin/whatever got on the phone and got buck with val.
*we used up the rest of our fireworks. the special ones were really cool--we had one called "the cactus" which shot up really high, assorted sparklers, and some vibrating ones. i burnt myself on a sparkler and it hurts horribly...there's a blister and everything ew.
*we got like 4 hours of sleep because we were being really stupid and giggly. for some reason, "miranda's mom smells like beets" is really funny to us now. don't ask. and jerry kept enjoying himself in the bed with us, ew.
*miranda's sisters like to shorten words...so now we're obsessed with saying stuff like "to' hilar" (totally hilarious) or "to' cyute!" (totally cute).
*miranda gave us "whooping cough" and it sucks.
sunday:
*jerry's driving is "interesting." someone cut him off and he held down the horn for a whole minute. then a family of four passed us, and he threw a fit on the horn and steering wheel lol. then we may or may not have went down a one way street, but we're not sure.
*we went to hot topic to get jerry a cute outfit. he got this "tough guys wear pink" shirt that was very tight, but we convinced him to get it and wear it b/c it was so cute. also, we put makeup on him and sprayed glitter stuff in all of our hair.
the mindless self indulgence concert...
WAS AWESOMMMMMMMME.
*bella morte and suicide city weren't that great (to me, at least. i think tito wants to marry them seriously), but the singer from s.c. jumped in the crowd and i accidentally touched his crotch--jerry rubbed my hand on his face.
*we kept talking to some weird kids in front of us. one of them wore his hair in balls like me, then there was "midget" who we thought was cute, and then this one guy kept hitting on me...asking me all sorts of questions, asking me if i was alright every time i got hit/punched/pushed, hugging me and saying "i'm scared" (yeah who does that?), saying he's going to "protect his bitches" then putting his arm around me, tracking me down at the end and saying bye to me...yyyyyeah.
*between s.c. and msi, dumb idiots kept pushing really really hard for NO REASON. i'm 5'4...everyone around me was like 6 feet tall--so i could NOT breathe. i mean, i understand pushing to music...but they were like LEANING. my back and chest are so sore from that. miranda felt really dizzy, like she was about to have a panic attack.
*we started talking to this gay (so we think) guy who went by "lunchbox" (what? but then again, i go by "ky") but whose real name was bobby. he looked just like jerry, only more goth. cute. as. a. button! i wish we would have gotten his number or s/n or something, b/c he was really cool.
*alkdjalkdjad jimmy urine was cute as a button! he kept insulting people and stuff. at the end, he held up a sign saying "kisses $1" and on the back it said "vd free" LOL. tito gave him a dollar and he kissed her yay! jerry wanted to know what he could get for a twenty.
*me, miranda, and jerry "brought the mosh." just imagine two girls and gay guy in the pit with a bunch of 250 lb men lol. i kept targeting girls who outfits i didn't like haha. and i was dirty...i kept scratching people hehe. we started our own mosh pit, so that was pretty cool. i got pushed on the ground once, and some random person helped me up...i love the dudes who protect people. towards the end, it got REALLY rough--fights got started and security had to watch it (blah, i hate that), so i refrained. and my hello kitty watch broke! somehow i found it, but the little piece that holds the band to the watch is missing. also, i'm really really really bruised and sore, especially my feet, arms, back, chest, elbow (there's a huge knot on it), and back of my head, from where somebody punched me.
today:
*of course i had to fucking work today. and of course they made me do the most horrible things, like climbing on 10 foot ladders and cleaning the mirrors covering the wall. ugh. everyone kept saying i looked sick or something.
*miranda, jerry, tito, melissa, and i went to the fireworks at southpark. and of course it's always fun to walk and around and act stupid with your friends. alkdjaldj major drama when it was through: apparently (in horrible traffic) this one car tried to pass another, and the car in front wouldn't let them. so the back car hit them or hit a pedestrian or both or SOMETHING, and went PSYCHO. the police were called and she went INSANE...she got arrested and everything...it was nuts. so yeah, on the way home, we all were singing gwen stefani and stuff as loud as we could, and hollering at random people lol. fun times. (pics from the concert once i get the film developed!)
^jerr bear is inconspicuous.
^yeah, miranda and jerry said i looked like a mad little kid here. i think i look constipated
^...aaanddd they said i looked mentally challenged here LOL. man, i look fat...lol
^jerry+makeup=hottie
^jerry's cute outfit
fireworks:
sparklers!: