Rude awakening.
I was calmly sleeping today, when I heard a knock on the door. I opened it, and before me stood three mormon missionaries. I politely invited them in, asking them to take a seat. Before closing the door I conducted a brief glance outside to see if there was anyone within audible range who needed to be taken care of. There wasn't. I closed the door (my door and windows are pretty close to being soundproof anyway), and shot one of the mormons in the face. The other two just sat there not knowing what to do, so I shot another one in the face. The last one still had no idea how to respond, warranting his face to likewise suffer from a bullet.
Now I have to wait till sometime before the afternoon tomorrow so I can go out into my backyard to shred their bodies with my neighbour's woodchipper.
Now I have to wait till sometime before the afternoon tomorrow so I can go out into my backyard to shred their bodies with my neighbour's woodchipper.