Death by squid!

[worm3rd]

It was good weather outside. I bought a squid today, it was about the size of a human head. I went to a rest stop and waited for an opportunity to crawl on the roof of an eighteen-wheeler (yes, I checked to make sure there were no low-clearance bridges ahead). When it was moving at a good 65mph, I crawled to the edge and waited for the best moment

Comments

[roxydehart]

you don't know for sure that anyone died, do you?

[worm3rd]

Well, I didn't until this morning after the milkman came I received one of those "Have you seen us?" postcards with four teenagers on it, saying "last seen driving a red Dodge Neon heading South."

Hopefully others will learn not to drive Neons.

[juliejulesjulia]

Nice, a new recipe...caramari.

[linkkk]

*badum ching*!

[worm3rd]

Bam!