Jun 20, 2005 15:19
It was good weather outside. I bought a squid today, it was about the size of a human head. I went to a rest stop and waited for an opportunity to crawl on the roof of an eighteen-wheeler (yes, I checked to make sure there were no low-clearance bridges ahead). When it was moving at a good 65mph, I crawled to the edge and waited for the best moment to toss the squid at someone's windshield. Ended up hitting a Neon that was trying to pass the truck. It looked like the squid went through the windshield and at the driver, but the car ended up swerving off the road and rolling down a cliff. (Highways which are close to cliffs are the best places to enjoy squid-tossing.)