Murd0c.
I decided to hang out with Murd0c again. I told him I could red box any payphone, but he refused to believe me. So we went up to a payphone, I picked up the receiver, and with great force smashed him over the head with it. While he was trying to recover, I wrapped the payphone cable around his neck and began strangling him. He started to struggle, so I had to knee him into the ribs repeatedly. This went on for about two minutes until his attempts to escape gradually weakened and he died. I looked through his pockets and found a box of Altoids. At that moment, some very old lady came up and exclaimed in shock, "What are you doing to that young man?" So I tossed the Altoids at her head and she died.