Death by catalystic stick

Jun 10, 2005 05:44

I killed a biker with a stick today. I was sitting on a sidewalk, and as he was driving by, I jammed the stick into the front wheel, causing the bike to come to an abrupt stop and the biker to fly into the pavement head first. He looked pretty lifeless, but just to make sure I did my job I picked up the bicycle and smashed the guy with it seventeen times.
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