"something came along - & it changed our minds - & i don't know what - & i don't know why"

May 28, 2007 07:53

ITEM! can you guess which tv personality was featured in saturday's grauniad mag Q&A?
Q: Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
A: "How's about that, then?" and "Now then, now then."

ITEM! i thought i'd made my greatest ever sandwich yesterday, w/: hovis seeded granary white, clover spread, hellmans olive oil mayo, levi roots reggae reggae sauce, rocket leaves, shredded chicken, sainsbury's spanish chorizo slices & somerfield "best ever" gammon ham

but half way through eating it, i realised something was missing - i forgot to season it - so, add some salt & pepper obv - and then thinking about it i twigged that slices of gherkin and maybe some gruyere shavings would be the perfick finishing touch ( - but i didn't have any gherkins or shavings so that was that - another dream shattered )

any recommendations or suggestions for sandwich fillings gratefully received, btw

ITEM! two irish men are working on a building site - one asks the other: "what's the difference between a girder and a joist?" - his pal replies: "goethe wrote faust whereas joyce wrote ulysses."

( credit: sanjeev bhaskar from this week's radio times )

jokes, sandwiches, jimmy saville, the jam, radio times

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