" i'm wheezing like a bus stop "
" do not fret - it only leads to evil doings " - cameron stout, eventual winner of big brother 4*, 18/06/2003
* the WORST series of BB, imo
ITEM! tonite's w.o.agwu telly choice: "return to castaway" ( - the origin of ben fogle...! ), bbc2, 7.30pm - "a look back at the series that stranded 36 complete strangers on an island off the coast of scotland for a year" - i used to LOVE this programme so i'm really looking forward to seeing the pioneer robinson grusoes tell all eight yrs on
ITEM! following this post
http://carrot-rope.livejournal.com/161423.html
i've joined carrot_rope's fantasy football league - it's been ten years or more since i've played a fantasy football game ( - i was bluddy rubbish at it then & i see no reason why that should change ) - but i thort it might be a bit of a laff as long as no one's taking it too seriously
i didn't wanna jinx my beloved arsenal by choosing any of their players - my theory is that if arsenal are doing well then i won't be bothered abt fantasy football - but if my "enemies" are prospering then i might as well be getting some points as well
man city's unproven brazilian jo = obv a bit of a gamble - i've always had a soft spot for peter crouch tho ( - & brad friedel looks uncannily like my gomics character the flimsy, so i had to have him )
my team "agwu's eleven" play in the justly famous hexagonal formation ( 3-4-3 ) - look upon my works ye mighty... & despair ( ie that agwu's eleven line up in full )
1: brad friedel ( aston villa )
2: phil neville ( everton )
3: juliano belletti ( chelsea )
4: gary neville ( man utd )
5: yossi benayoun ( liverpool )
6: aaron lennon ( t*tt*nh*m )
7: paul scholes ( capt ) ( man utd )
8: michael carrick ( man utd )
9: peter crouch ( portsmouth )
10: jo ( man city )
11: ayegbeni yakubu ( everton )
super subs: howard ( everton ), degen ( sunderland ), dossena ( sunderland ) & castillo ( man city )
strip: red & black horizontal striped top, red shorts, black & red striped socks
ITEM! big brother: i almost felt sorry for tory weasel luke after rebecca was evicted - i doubt if his ceaseless moping will go on for long tho - soon he'll be attaching himself limpet like to a stronger housemate - first it was mario, then bex & now maybe r.crumbesque amazon lisa or even awful mikey ( who inexplicably seems to be in the ascendant at the moment )...?
it was exciting to see a gouple of glimpses of darnell's albino cock on friday - it isn't something you see on telly every day - tho i do suspect that he'll think it was his naked shower that kept him in - & so we might see some repeat performances on a regular basis from now on
i was surprised to see sexy rexy shaving his stomach - obv at my age & weight i'm not up on the young ppl's male grooming habits but is this normal behaviour? ( - when you're not having an appendectomy the next day, i mean )
- ARRGHH...! - mohamed was SUPER ANNOYING jumping around & gurning while eating those chilli peppers in the diary room yesterday - stu was right when he called him a "puffed up buffoon" - he should've added "& put your shirt on, you idiot" ( - topless really ISN'T a goob look for mo )
stu could be an interesting head of house - but sharing a room with rex, mo & mikey isn't my idea of "heaven"