" why is it that civilized humanity - can make the world so wrong...? "
" - in this hurly burly of insanity - our dreams cannot last long "
ITEM! world of bubbles - which of the following should i use for tomorrow's bath time fun? - the choices: elderberry & apple family bath foam OR avocado & aloe bath creme OR honey & almond bath creme OR olive & jojoba creme foam bubbles - who wins? - who loses? - YOU DECIDE...!
UPDATE! voting now closed - results in next post
ITEM! further to yesterday's yap abt "get your feet out of my cheese" - dear ole
ross has v.kindly posted an mp3 of "get your feet out of my shoes" by the boot hill foot tappers here ( - it'll probly be available for a limited time only )
ITEM! iacgmooh: hooray...! - by "popular" "demand" ( ie i can stop bombarding itv1 with emails ), katie hopkins out of the apprentice is now in the jungle - she'll probly be the first to get voted out* ( in a week or so? ) so we'd better make the most of her uber bitch stylings while she's in there - i think the viewers will realise that there's no point in voting her to do a bushtucker trial as she's too frighteningly gompetent & gapable - & wld probly relish any challenge - i spose the main worry = if she gets hungry she'd have no gompunctions abt killing & eating one of the other gontestants ( - i fear for lynne franks in this scenario )
* katie may look like a young bianca castafiore but she's not nearly so popular ( - except w/me )
she's much more interesting than talcy malcy anyway - it can't do much for m.mclaren's ego to know he's been replaced as "a celebrity" by a mere reality show gontestant - it already sez on wikipedia that katie hopkins used to be the manager of the sex pistols & the new york dolls
after her goob performance in last nite's trial ( poor diddums rodney ) i'm slightly reevaluating janice dickinson - i suspect she has the potential to be the new david gest ( ie loony loudmouth yank appealing to us repressed brits ) & come as high as 4th place - much depends on how she performs in tonite's "sushi train of pain" ( - chef burton race looked surprisingly squeamish abt it ) - & if she keeps getting voted to do trials i still think she may well walk
my prediction for the top 3 jungle survivors = gemma "dollyoaks" atkinson, marc "beppe's brother" bannerman & "j" out of 5ive - i got anna ryder richardson in the iacgmooh sweepstake so i'm unlikely to win the eleven quid - but on the plus side she doesn't seem shy abt showing off her cleavage
ITEM! sophie ellis bextor update: skinny catlike alien greature "the bextor" beamed down from her home planet to bbc breakfast news this morning - she's "the face" of the npower greener schools initiative ( to gut down on their garbon footprint ) - & is also supporting take that on tour ( they are "lovely boys" & have invited her to join them in their post gig gommunal ice bath )
ITEM! john "the toad" torode is back in my life...! - top tip from the radio times christmas food special: "throughout december i save old bread in the freezer, so that it's ready to make bread sauce & stuffing"
ITEM! world of bubbles - which of the following should i use for tomorrow's bath time fun? - the choices: elderberry & apple family bath foam OR avocado & aloe bath creme OR honey & almond bath creme OR olive & jojoba creme foam bubbles - who wins? - who loses? - YOU DECIDE...!
UPDATE! voting now closed - results in next post
ITEM! further to yesterday's yap abt "get your feet out of my cheese" - dear ole
ross has v.kindly posted an mp3 of "get your feet out of my shoes" by the boot hill foot tappers here ( - it'll probly be available for a limited time only )
ITEM! iacgmooh: hooray...! - by "popular" "demand" ( ie i can stop bombarding itv1 with emails ), katie hopkins out of the apprentice is now in the jungle - she'll probly be the first to get voted out* ( in a week or so? ) so we'd better make the most of her uber bitch stylings while she's in there - i think the viewers will realise that there's no point in voting her to do a bushtucker trial as she's too frighteningly gompetent & gapable - & wld probly relish any challenge - i spose the main worry = if she gets hungry she'd have no gompunctions abt killing & eating one of the other gontestants ( - i fear for lynne franks in this scenario )
* katie may look like a young bianca castafiore but she's not nearly so popular ( - except w/me )
she's much more interesting than talcy malcy anyway - it can't do much for m.mclaren's ego to know he's been replaced as "a celebrity" by a mere reality show gontestant - it already sez on wikipedia that katie hopkins used to be the manager of the sex pistols & the new york dolls
after her goob performance in last nite's trial ( poor diddums rodney ) i'm slightly reevaluating janice dickinson - i suspect she has the potential to be the new david gest ( ie loony loudmouth yank appealing to us repressed brits ) & come as high as 4th place - much depends on how she performs in tonite's "sushi train of pain" ( - chef burton race looked surprisingly squeamish abt it ) - & if she keeps getting voted to do trials i still think she may well walk
my prediction for the top 3 jungle survivors = gemma "dollyoaks" atkinson, marc "beppe's brother" bannerman & "j" out of 5ive - i got anna ryder richardson in the iacgmooh sweepstake so i'm unlikely to win the eleven quid - but on the plus side she doesn't seem shy abt showing off her cleavage
ITEM! sophie ellis bextor update: skinny catlike alien greature "the bextor" beamed down from her home planet to bbc breakfast news this morning - she's "the face" of the npower greener schools initiative ( to gut down on their garbon footprint ) - & is also supporting take that on tour ( they are "lovely boys" & have invited her to join them in their post gig gommunal ice bath )
ITEM! john "the toad" torode is back in my life...! - top tip from the radio times christmas food special: "throughout december i save old bread in the freezer, so that it's ready to make bread sauce & stuffing"
