I want a famous face: Jamie Farr

Sep 17, 2004 15:23

I've been thinking about this for a while, but the recent shows on MTV (I want a famous face) and Fox (The Swan) have convinced me that this is a road I want to travel.

I am going to get plastic surgery... So I look like Jamie Farr.



I'm sure you're all well aware of the importance of 'good looks' in society today and for an aspiring actor/comedian such as myself it is even more important. Up until now I've run into many a roadblock, being critisized for such things as my "small dimunitive nose", or have been told I don't look "Lebanese enough" to make it. Well, I'm tired of that. I feel that I have the talent needed to suceed and that the only thing holding me back is my light fleshy skin tone and small proboscis. I've contacted MTV to document my transformation and I can only imagine they will be delighted to feed upon the leavings of my surgery like a vulture does upon a near dead animal.

It is amazing what you can think of waiting for a Hurricane that never comes.
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