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So today I decided I was going to sell some books. I have never sold or given away a book IN MY LIFE. Because books ARE ME. However, this means I have a lot of books, folks. A lot. (" ") And it has been slowly occurring to me that there's no reason to keep a book from 1st quarter of first year college that not only I never read, but we never even ( Read more... )

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I am so tired from the moving. And I mean. . .tired, causation: moving. I just--it all hurts. My right sternum area feels like it's being stabbed. What would CAUSE that? Also, my thumb where I tore the tendon in elementary school just won't stop aching. And I have some sort of burning pinprick sensation on my lower side calf. And then yesterday I ( Read more... )

Inspired by a post in the notorious phd's about jokes she knows--I only know some very basic childhood jokes. As I've said recently, I'm not really a jokester, preferring to pull my humor from the situation at hand, or shared references or what have you. However, I think that telling goofy Highlights-magazine-level jokes can be situational, since ( Read more... )

I was just on the phone with a friend of mine, and we were about to hang up when he said, "WAIT. A truck--a white Toyota Tundra--has just pulled up alongside me and someone's spraypainted all over it. It says "fuck you" on the side. . .in bright pink ( Read more... )

I kept forgetting to save this story for posterity this week. I was talking to someone about. . .you know, I don't know how we got onto the subject, but he was trying to make a point about a country singer. And the following conversation ensued ( Read more... )

If I had a list of The Most Awesome Things I've Run Across in life, The Skinhead Hamlet, by Richard Curtis, would go on it ( Read more... )