If my cat thinks that she's going to get a pet less than two minutes after she just tried to bite me, WHILE PETTING HER, even if she makes the cute "mew" sound and her pupils get all big and she rests her paw on my arm--she has another think coming.
(I don't care if you're crazy and forget that my hand is not a kitten that needs to be pinned down while grooming. NO BITING, FUZZY SCHNOZZ.)
Not getting any pets right now.