In America... then Spain...then America again ...

[world_roof]

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Psst, Hey kid

[aphanimals]

*in a very thick and heavy Spanish accent*

Hey, hey, you. Yes you. Do you see any other bald kid? Right you, Amigo. Do you know how to open this here gate?

Re: Psst, Hey kid

[world_roof]

*happily *
Oh, I would love to free you! You'd be much happier liberated, yes?
*and then the child has a (not really) sneaky idea*
But before I free you, would you help me convince some lady cows to leave with you too?

[aphanimals]

*the bulls all smirk and give each other knowing glances. One even winks at Tibet.*

Suuuure Amigo. We can help you with your lady cow friends. Are we talking lots of cows?

*bulls start to stop about a little restlessly with excitement*

[world_roof]

*the wink of course is lost completely on the child*

Oh yes. Hundreds of girl cows! *a bit confused here* But they don't want to seem to leave or even talk. They don't seem to want anything. Do you know why that is?

*Tibet opens the gate wide to let everyone free*

[aphanimals]

*out stampede hundreds of bulls, who all very chivalrously await command from the little bald kid*

So little amigo...Where are these señorita cows you were speaking about?

[world_roof]

*Tibet pats the enormous animal in a friendly fashion, unaware of all the power he actually suddenly has. I mean seriously. Hundreds of bulls *

I'll take you to them. I'm sure you can all be friends.

*and then in a frighteningly expert action, Tibet climbs onto the animals back*

We go that way. *points eastward*

[aphanimals]

*The lead bull is also surprised to suddenly find a little human on his back. He hopes none of his friends laugh at him, and decides to ignore it and deny it ever happened.*

Alright! Lead the way chico.
Wait wait wait *the animal suddenly says*
Do you know where we can find some crowded narrow streets...full of Spaniards?
....Just out of... curiosity. *the animal finishes lamely*

[world_roof]

Oh yes! Well... I do know a big place with narrow hallways. Is that good enough?

*completely oblivious to Spanish culture*

[aphanimals]

What is a hallway? And are there any Spaniards?

*to be honest, a little surprised the kid isn't more cautious or something*

[world_roof]

I guess a hallway is like a street but inside a house. And there is one Spanish person. His name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. Maybe you know him?

[aphanimals]

Would a bull fit through this hallway? And we do know dear sweet Antonio that stupid conquistador.

*then for good measures the he says in a voice that is too obviously hopeful to be genuine*

Won't you show us these hallways? We've never been inside a house and all badly want to see one.

[world_roof]

*Tibet of course buys it as sarcasms is beyond the kid*

Oh yes, you could for sure fit down a hallway. My yak can after all. I'll be sure to let into HQ.

*he says while leading the bulls to America*

[aphanimals]

*again surprised at Tibet's gullibility, but then whatever, s'all good. The animals have a hard time stifling their snickers*

*they get to America. The entire trip, the kid and his hundred amigos, taught each other folk songs. The image is cute until you realize it's a hundred screaming, snorting heifers and only one little kid in chorus.*

[world_roof]

*with his new army friends, believe me, the security was even easier to take care of. This time round, a lot more things were smashed though*

Here we are. See the cows didn't even move any. *points to cows standing out aimlessly*

You and your friends must help me liberate them to HQ. They will be safe there. *imploringly* But be nice and not to pushy ok?

[aphanimals]

Oh believe me chico. We will be very nice .

*Again the ensuing wink is completely lost on the kid*

*after an impressive bout of snorting, stomping and parading about with puffed out chests, the cows are convinced to come home vacation over at HQ*

[aphanimals]

Oh you~♥ *one is heard saying batting long eyelashes*

*The chemistry is apparent in the throng, and Tibet is happy to see everyone seems to be getting along well*