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voice only; straycontract November 17 2009, 00:02:49 UTC
How long would it be before the unicorns are recaptured and sold as little girls' birthday presents?

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voice only; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:11:44 UTC
....Best birthday present ever.

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voice only; straycontract November 17 2009, 00:15:26 UTC
I thought you wanted them free.

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voice only; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:20:40 UTC
Unicorns like little girls though. They've got this whole virgin thing. Unicorns and vampires.

Sometimes they look back at me through the bars and it's like they just know.

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voice only; straycontract November 17 2009, 00:26:33 UTC
That you're a virgin?

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voice only; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:30:10 UTC
Would that I were, my friend. Would that I were.

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voice only; straycontract November 17 2009, 00:49:57 UTC
Charitable of you, then, giving your time without any hope of a reward.

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voice only; worksmart November 17 2009, 00:58:30 UTC
Their happiness is my reward.

And I was going to take some photos.

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private to mao / threadjacks sapanwood November 17 2009, 00:36:05 UTC
You're a pervert.

Why are you talking to him, Mao? He seems really weird.

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private to suou straycontract November 17 2009, 00:50:21 UTC
Animal rights is a very serious issue.

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private to mao sapanwood November 17 2009, 01:12:55 UTC
Right. Because you care about animals.

Anyway, he's still weird.

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