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Here's a word to the wise: don't abuse your healthcare provider. Don't yell at, threaten or physically attack your healthcare provider. It's not big, it's not smart and it's not going to endear you to us.

We're there to make you better. Not comfortable. Consider comfort a perk to which your entitlement can and will be withdrawn. Nobody likes

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Mysteriously appearing. Not in my apartment.

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I was preempting the question.

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Maybe because studs aren't the most comfortable seating choice?

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But do they wear nipple clamps while brushing their teeth? There's a time and a place, surely.

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I'd wonder how you know.

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About their hair, menstruation and uncomfortable bloated sensations. I believe what the adverts tell me.

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I'm eating lunch right now. Otherwise I've been in the ICU, which has the benefit of being full of people too sick to take a swing at me.

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For a couple.