New car from GM (Government Motors)

Extreme Sheep

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More fun from The Onion

ARKHAM, MA-Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district's monthly meeting ( Read more... )

Turns out there are a lot of them :)

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At least according to Spoof.com :)

Indulgences may be purchased on E-bay individually, in sets of a dozen, and in gift boxes. Packages are color coded so that the purchaser can easily see the severity of the sin permitted for each purchase.

If the internet sales are successful, the Pope has said that indulgences may soon be available for purchase on ( Read more... )

British New Agey types want to get rid of wifi around Glastonbury...

Todd says the Wi-Fi network is weakening the ley lines, supposed invisible webs of energy running through the landscape that the Druids and other ancient Britons are said to have been well aware of.

Others Glastonburians say their levels of melatonin, a hormone that regulates sleep ( Read more... )

Cribbed from Phlegmfatale

This defies description. I mean, he couldn't really have been trying to sing well, could he? I can't stop laughing. It starts off uncomfortably bad, so bad it actually made my scalp tingle with sympathetic shame. Then the wheels fall off about a minute and a half in.

The wheels fall off, it goes sideways, it jumps the ( Read more... )

From View From the Porch

I can hardly wait for the Messiah to be sworn in so unicorns will start farting rainbows on the front lawn of my gold house and I can run them over with my rocket car on the way to my governmentally-guaranteed middle class job.

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I hadn't seen most of these before :)

11. Crowley-In-A-Past-Life: Every magical gathering has at least one of these, along with several variants along the lines of Gerald Gardner, Tituba, Morgan LeFey, or somebody who was Atlantean royalty. Many of them were abducted by aliens recently, and have disturbing dreams rich with arcane symbolism that ( Read more... )