Zoohinder

[kleenexcow]

So...if, hypothetically speaking, I were to write a Heroes retelling of Zoolander a la the Mohinder Suresh Affair or Mean Effeminate Heroes, who would I cast in each role? Part of the whole appeal is Mohinder saying "Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking?" though I'll cede that maybe he's

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[comixologist]

Mohinder: D: I KNOW THAT HAND!
Bennet: :O!

XD I approve of Sylar as Mugatu. I also think it would be HILARIOUS to have Mohinder as Derek because he is so VERY STUPID sometimes. I mean, "HELLO THAR ZANE TAYLOR I TRUST YOU SO MUCH <3"

XD i can't quite think of hwo would be the best Hansel, though. xD Maybe Elle. She is the hotness. And totally weird. xD

[himhilien]

I still haven't seen this movie through, so I can't say anything productive, except please have the catwalk competition in there and don't let anyone be the judge besides David Bowie.

[barkinmad]

OMG PLEASE MAKE PETER HANSEL. PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?!? (Before you even suggested in your post, I was like "OMG! Peter is Hansel!!!)

And Mohinder TOTALLY works as Zoolander, because he can be painfully clueless sometimes.

[granny_apple]

This is AWESOME. Mohinder is too smart to be Derek, but it's crack so it doesn't matter. And really, everyone's too smart to be Derek. Even Peter (who has to be Hansel). I kind of want to see Kaito as Mugatu and Ivan as the PM of Malaysia, but I don't know why.

"Would it be in poor taste to name Derek's model friends who die in the gas fight Isaac, D.L., Zane, and Eden?"

Not at all. Well, maybe, but do it anyways.