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Dear Construction Crew,
Could you please not have nails in the street? Please? My tires are really expensive and I really didn't need to wake up super early this morning to replace one of them because of the three nails in it.
Also, speaking of nails and waking early, on the weekends? Could you please not start working on all those houses until after 8? I mean, 7am is really early and you deserve to sleep in too.
Curious,
wook
Dear People I'm Housesitting for,
How can you live in today's world and not have internet? I mean, ok, I'll get that you don't have hi-speed cause I don't either. But, see, the thing is, you don't even have a phone line so I can't even make use of my crappy dial-up. How do you live?
Also - speaking of "how do you live", where are your dvds? Your cds? Your cd player? A RADIO, for god's sake? Something that broadcasts music of some type would be lovely because the barking of your dogs is not melodic and, instead, is driving me slowly insane.
When you said I could eat/drink whatever I wanted... did you really mean to leave only a bottle of water, three bottles of barbeque sauce and a bottle of ketchup in your fridge? Cause, err, that sucks man. I guess you eat out alot, don't you?
Finally, the little green recycling bucket that you got with your trash service? That's for recycling stuff, not for storing your random electronic crap. Honestly, I don't get why you have all those cables when you don't have things to plug those cables into (see above). I really hate that I'm forced to bag up my recyclables and take them to my house to recycle. I'll even give you a box for the old electronics! How about that? Then, we'll be saving the environment together and that will be fun!
Your house is lovely and your dogs are alive,
wook
How was everyone else's weekends?
Could you please not have nails in the street? Please? My tires are really expensive and I really didn't need to wake up super early this morning to replace one of them because of the three nails in it.
Also, speaking of nails and waking early, on the weekends? Could you please not start working on all those houses until after 8? I mean, 7am is really early and you deserve to sleep in too.
Curious,
wook
Dear People I'm Housesitting for,
How can you live in today's world and not have internet? I mean, ok, I'll get that you don't have hi-speed cause I don't either. But, see, the thing is, you don't even have a phone line so I can't even make use of my crappy dial-up. How do you live?
Also - speaking of "how do you live", where are your dvds? Your cds? Your cd player? A RADIO, for god's sake? Something that broadcasts music of some type would be lovely because the barking of your dogs is not melodic and, instead, is driving me slowly insane.
When you said I could eat/drink whatever I wanted... did you really mean to leave only a bottle of water, three bottles of barbeque sauce and a bottle of ketchup in your fridge? Cause, err, that sucks man. I guess you eat out alot, don't you?
Finally, the little green recycling bucket that you got with your trash service? That's for recycling stuff, not for storing your random electronic crap. Honestly, I don't get why you have all those cables when you don't have things to plug those cables into (see above). I really hate that I'm forced to bag up my recyclables and take them to my house to recycle. I'll even give you a box for the old electronics! How about that? Then, we'll be saving the environment together and that will be fun!
Your house is lovely and your dogs are alive,
wook
How was everyone else's weekends?