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Random "Hopefully This Only Happens In A Shelter" Story -
I was just up in our Receiving Lobby (where we check in and, err, "receive" animals) and a guy was turning in two beautiful purebred Aussie Shepards.
The one puts his nose up my calf-length skirt so I pull it out and say "not on the first date" cause, err, it makes people laugh and relieves a bit of tension.
Instead of laughing... the guy goes (really seriously), "You might want to reconsider, have you seen his papers?"
Um, ew? I was tempted to say something along the lines of, you haven't seen the list of my squicks for porn exchanges, have you? Bestiality is one of 'em, bub.
But I didn't. Instead, I said, "thanks but he's not my type".
I was just up in our Receiving Lobby (where we check in and, err, "receive" animals) and a guy was turning in two beautiful purebred Aussie Shepards.
The one puts his nose up my calf-length skirt so I pull it out and say "not on the first date" cause, err, it makes people laugh and relieves a bit of tension.
Instead of laughing... the guy goes (really seriously), "You might want to reconsider, have you seen his papers?"
Um, ew? I was tempted to say something along the lines of, you haven't seen the list of my squicks for porn exchanges, have you? Bestiality is one of 'em, bub.
But I didn't. Instead, I said, "thanks but he's not my type".