holiday & big ass memes
Thought the following were interesting...
First - my holiday meme - gacked from multiple peeps on my flist -
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I turned janicechess in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In February I helped silentauror hide a body (-173 points). In October I pulled over and changed deliciantasy's flat tire (15 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, psychobarfly (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4829 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
wook77
Gacked fro msilentauror
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have plenty of scars but I'll pick the one on my ring finger on my right hand. It goes from one side of my finger to the other. I got it when I was little when a nun broke a ruler over my hand for talking in class. I still haven't shut up :P
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Salvador Dali prints (The Hallucinogenic Toreador and Something Narcissus), Edward Munch's The Scream print, masks, playbills from musicals I've seen, a calendar with Legolas and a Wisdom of Yoda poster.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's silver but was supposed to have General Grievous on it. Damn Cingular screwed me out of my free faceplate.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Anything but country and gangsta rap. I'm fairly good with almost anything. I prefer alternative rock, classic rock (the Doors, Led Zepplin, etc), Christmas music. I can listen to Christmas music year round.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
10-23-77 at 12:53 am.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To have a much less chaotic life.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
having money? not having bills?
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My car is right up there. My signed Dave Dorman print of Wedge Antilles is up there as well.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Vanilla, Pumpkin Pie
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Depends on the situation
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Sometimes, if there are strange lights. Sounds oxymoronic but it's not when I think about it.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I'm allergic to it so I'll say fresh washed skin.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Clean. Depends on the guy but I like long hair or shaved heads the most, it seems.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I could nerd out and say at a Star Wars event. But I've been proposed to three times and each of them have been very nice. Two were accepted and later dissolved, one was rejected.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Diet Coke, thanks.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pineapple and bacon.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Twizzlers with a bowl of ic ecream.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably that truck in traffic that was riding in my blindspot for two miles before I cut his ass off.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
I'm semi-fluent in spanish and french. I know a smattering of German and Russian.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
I honestly don't remember. Maybe a huge Lambchop from Lambchop's Playalong?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I'm with everyone, I don't really get a choice. But if I did have a choice, then maybe. Depends on if I'm willing to leave as well.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Actions speak louder than words although the words confirm the actions.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
21. I love Blackjack.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both? At the same time?
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My friend Heather.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Shitty-ass drivers that stay in the frikken high-speed lane even though it's BLATANTLY obvious you're willing to go much much faster than them.
33. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Why yes I have. Many times. The US is not the center of the world.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I have no commitment and no ambition. I'm lackadaisical, lazy and a slob. All in all, I'm a horrible person.
37. FIRST JOB?
Lifeguard at 14.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes, hasn't everyone?
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Roleplaying.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'd have my fat sucked out.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I'm bored at work.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My wonderful personality (yeah, they don't know me very well), my eyes
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I would cry and then march on the White House. It wouldn't be the first and I'm sure it wouldn't be the last.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A million dollars, a Harry Potter IPod, a nice faster car, George Bush to get impeached
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None. I hate the little monkeys.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yeah, two nuns believe it or not.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Yep. It can't hurt, can it?
48. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FINGER?
My middle finger. I use it all the time.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
This morning reading anansay's fic.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's me so I have to, right?
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I don't eat processed meat products other than Spam. So, I guess the answer is spam.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Swearing, pissing and moaning, writing smut when I'm supposed to be working, procrastination, driving too fast
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Boyzone
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yeah, they do. I'm not going to lie and say they don't.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I piss and moan. I bitch and complain. I drive far too fast and recklessly. I yell when I'm alone and get my words straight.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Work right now.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Nope, I'm an untrusting bitch, God's Honest Truth.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Fluffy, my blanket.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Really? People use sarcasm? Yes, I use it.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yeah, it's fun.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Um, attractiveness. Good personality, a job, a car, a driver's license, a willingness to pay every once in a while. Maturity, a job.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Wook. Dinky (if anyone uses that one, you're dead, I promise you.).
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I don't wear shoes that require tying. My shoes are either slip-ons (like mules and sandals) or flip-flops.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Strawberry, Birthday Cake, Peach, Teaberry,
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
To wear? Brown
Everything else? Blue blue and more blue
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None, had them removed.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
For a who, my bubbup.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure, that'd be nice.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Bing Crosby Christmas CD
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Roast turkey and cinnamon apples
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Some stupid salesperson.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Didn't we do this? Looks, a Brain and a job.
80. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Carlisle Pennsylvania
81. SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
I've been in multiple car accidents, had a roller coaster ride lose its safety harness and hit a lamppost going 75.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Diet Coke.
83. FAVORITE JOKE?
A reporter asks George Bush what his feelings are on Roe vs Wade. Bush responds, "I don't really care how the poor get out of New Orleans".
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Ice Hockey.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Right now? Red
86. EYE COLOR?
They change but normally have a bit of blue and a bit of hazel
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Nope
88. SIBLINGS?
3, Older Sister, Older Brother, Little Sister.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
October and August
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Hell no. I don't eat seafood of any type. Do you know the pollution that crap is swimming in?
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Um, a hockey game last night?
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
New Years
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Nope, I just don't do it very often.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer in Arizona, thankyouverymuch.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both, preferably hugging while kissing with lots of tongue.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS
Both.
97. WHO DO YOU SECRETLY LOVE?
No one
98. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MACKED IT WITH IN THE PAST YEAR?
Um, 8 or so?
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
HBP, Red Lily and a boatload of fanfiction
100. WHERE DO YOU WORK?
I work for a Humane Society as an accountant. A career that I hate and am no good at.
First - my holiday meme - gacked from multiple peeps on my flist -
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I turned janicechess in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In February I helped silentauror hide a body (-173 points). In October I pulled over and changed deliciantasy's flat tire (15 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, psychobarfly (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4829 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
wook77
Gacked fro msilentauror
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have plenty of scars but I'll pick the one on my ring finger on my right hand. It goes from one side of my finger to the other. I got it when I was little when a nun broke a ruler over my hand for talking in class. I still haven't shut up :P
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Salvador Dali prints (The Hallucinogenic Toreador and Something Narcissus), Edward Munch's The Scream print, masks, playbills from musicals I've seen, a calendar with Legolas and a Wisdom of Yoda poster.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's silver but was supposed to have General Grievous on it. Damn Cingular screwed me out of my free faceplate.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Anything but country and gangsta rap. I'm fairly good with almost anything. I prefer alternative rock, classic rock (the Doors, Led Zepplin, etc), Christmas music. I can listen to Christmas music year round.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
10-23-77 at 12:53 am.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To have a much less chaotic life.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
having money? not having bills?
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My car is right up there. My signed Dave Dorman print of Wedge Antilles is up there as well.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Vanilla, Pumpkin Pie
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Depends on the situation
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Sometimes, if there are strange lights. Sounds oxymoronic but it's not when I think about it.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I'm allergic to it so I'll say fresh washed skin.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Clean. Depends on the guy but I like long hair or shaved heads the most, it seems.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I could nerd out and say at a Star Wars event. But I've been proposed to three times and each of them have been very nice. Two were accepted and later dissolved, one was rejected.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Diet Coke, thanks.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pineapple and bacon.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Twizzlers with a bowl of ic ecream.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably that truck in traffic that was riding in my blindspot for two miles before I cut his ass off.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
I'm semi-fluent in spanish and french. I know a smattering of German and Russian.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
I honestly don't remember. Maybe a huge Lambchop from Lambchop's Playalong?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I'm with everyone, I don't really get a choice. But if I did have a choice, then maybe. Depends on if I'm willing to leave as well.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Actions speak louder than words although the words confirm the actions.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
21. I love Blackjack.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both? At the same time?
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My friend Heather.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Shitty-ass drivers that stay in the frikken high-speed lane even though it's BLATANTLY obvious you're willing to go much much faster than them.
33. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Why yes I have. Many times. The US is not the center of the world.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I have no commitment and no ambition. I'm lackadaisical, lazy and a slob. All in all, I'm a horrible person.
37. FIRST JOB?
Lifeguard at 14.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes, hasn't everyone?
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Roleplaying.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'd have my fat sucked out.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I'm bored at work.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My wonderful personality (yeah, they don't know me very well), my eyes
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I would cry and then march on the White House. It wouldn't be the first and I'm sure it wouldn't be the last.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A million dollars, a Harry Potter IPod, a nice faster car, George Bush to get impeached
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None. I hate the little monkeys.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yeah, two nuns believe it or not.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Yep. It can't hurt, can it?
48. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FINGER?
My middle finger. I use it all the time.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
This morning reading anansay's fic.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's me so I have to, right?
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I don't eat processed meat products other than Spam. So, I guess the answer is spam.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Swearing, pissing and moaning, writing smut when I'm supposed to be working, procrastination, driving too fast
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Boyzone
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yeah, they do. I'm not going to lie and say they don't.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I piss and moan. I bitch and complain. I drive far too fast and recklessly. I yell when I'm alone and get my words straight.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Work right now.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Nope, I'm an untrusting bitch, God's Honest Truth.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Fluffy, my blanket.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Really? People use sarcasm? Yes, I use it.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yeah, it's fun.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Um, attractiveness. Good personality, a job, a car, a driver's license, a willingness to pay every once in a while. Maturity, a job.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Wook. Dinky (if anyone uses that one, you're dead, I promise you.).
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I don't wear shoes that require tying. My shoes are either slip-ons (like mules and sandals) or flip-flops.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Strawberry, Birthday Cake, Peach, Teaberry,
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
To wear? Brown
Everything else? Blue blue and more blue
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None, had them removed.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
For a who, my bubbup.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure, that'd be nice.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Bing Crosby Christmas CD
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Roast turkey and cinnamon apples
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Some stupid salesperson.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Didn't we do this? Looks, a Brain and a job.
80. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Carlisle Pennsylvania
81. SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
I've been in multiple car accidents, had a roller coaster ride lose its safety harness and hit a lamppost going 75.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Diet Coke.
83. FAVORITE JOKE?
A reporter asks George Bush what his feelings are on Roe vs Wade. Bush responds, "I don't really care how the poor get out of New Orleans".
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Ice Hockey.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Right now? Red
86. EYE COLOR?
They change but normally have a bit of blue and a bit of hazel
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Nope
88. SIBLINGS?
3, Older Sister, Older Brother, Little Sister.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
October and August
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Hell no. I don't eat seafood of any type. Do you know the pollution that crap is swimming in?
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Um, a hockey game last night?
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
New Years
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Nope, I just don't do it very often.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer in Arizona, thankyouverymuch.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both, preferably hugging while kissing with lots of tongue.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS
Both.
97. WHO DO YOU SECRETLY LOVE?
No one
98. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MACKED IT WITH IN THE PAST YEAR?
Um, 8 or so?
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
HBP, Red Lily and a boatload of fanfiction
100. WHERE DO YOU WORK?
I work for a Humane Society as an accountant. A career that I hate and am no good at.