All eyes on Jayne, in the centre of the rink, just like a circus......
I knew I didn't dream it -
Dancing On Ice - Spice Up Your Life - Jayne and the pro girls!!!
However I did dream that Jayne and Chris were teaching me the Bolero which leads me nicely onto this:
Yesterday, me and the Partner were talking about what we would do if we won that American Jackpot lottery.
Me: I'd pay Torvill and Dean a million pounds each to teach me to skate Bolero.
Partner: Who would you skate with Torvill or Dean?
Me: Chris. No Jayne. Yeah Jayne.
Partner: Why, do you fancy her??
Me: Erm........yes....I actually fancy them both........
Partner: But she's like 50!!!!!!
Me: Yeah.....but she doesn't look it, and she's super fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Partner: (long pause) I think she looks like a squashed mouse.
Me (Disapproving noises) Hmmmm...........and she has really nice dresses.
We have never had the same taste in women. I don't even think he thinks Kate Walsh is attractive. (IS HE BLIND?!?!?!?!) And he deffo knows who she is because when I had my hair dyed red he looked up and said "You look like a mixture of Addison and Meredith" Anyway, I don't even think he's ever seen an episode of Dancing On Ice - and I bet he would change his mind if he saw her in that dress from the Chandelier (Get the Party Started) routine.
And that was that. All written down to go on here when later on that evening this happened:
(talking about Anchorman 2)
Partner: I hope Christina Applegate's in it, she's very sexy
Me: (not agreeing) hmmm.......
Partner: But you fancy whatshisname.......Dean.
Me: Actually I fancy Jayne more (I do, I think it's the hot!dresses)
Partner: You're so werid
Me: Why?
Partner: Because you are, fancying her.
Me: I bet you don't even know what she looks like, you don't even watch Dancing On Ice!!!!
Partner: I do, I've seen her in the magazines and stuff.
Me: Well, what colour is her hair?
Partner: (Pause) Blonde.........
Me: HMMMMMMMMM.............
I bet he would fancy Karen - Just to piss me off.
"Hoping I'd resort to some havoc and end up settling in Court" - Britney Spears - Piece Of Me.
Totally guilty pleasuring myself today. (Not like that - music wise) And this isn't even funny.............I have (according to the notes made in my notebook) about 20 fanfics to write. Really need to get my skates on. So to speak.
JnC on the Alan Titchmarsh show
AT: Was it....was it never romantic, was it always just friendship?
C: Never romantic
J: Never romantic
AT: Ooooh they both said that very firmly.......(audience laughs, Jayne puts her hand on Chris' arm!!!!!!!)
J: We do love each other...
C: That's as far as we go....
J: But we're not romantic
AT: In a brotherly/sisterly way
J: Yeah (she does not look convincing here)
C: We've stayed together for such a long time, we've known each other for 40 plus years...so erm....yeah....we're best friends.
J: We met on the ice....you see how romantic that story.....we met on the ice...at the ice rink in Nottingham
AT: Wonderfull
AT: What did you used to say he was before you.....
J: The Blonde Prince......he was the blonde Prince......still is.....
Hate that in fanfics (blond prince-ness) but actually............it sounds so cute when Jayne say's it. And I don't believe the "Never Romantic" lines either........They Have Deffo Shagged.
"So I like to keep my issues drawn, it's always darkest before the dawn.........and I've been a fool....and I've been blind...I can never leave the past behind. I can see no way, I can see no way. I'm always dragging that horse around.Our love is perfect, such a mournful sound tonight I'm going to bury that horse in the ground.....
Shake it Out, Shake It Out.
And it's hard to dance with the devil on your back.......so shake him off"
- Florence and The Machine - Shake It Out.
Devil = drink and drugs..........so shake him off.......I'm trying.
"I'm waiting for someone to count me in. Cos now I only see my dreams, in everything I touch. Feel the cold hands on everything that I love. Out of my reach, but always in my eyeline.
Did you wanna be in love.........Did you wanna be in love????
When we fall in love, we're just falling..........in love with ourselves.....we're spiralling. We're tumbling down, we're spiralling. Tied up to the ground, we're spiralliiiiiiiiing"
- Keane - Spiralling. Haven't listened to that song since *that day*
Dancing On Ice - Spice Up Your Life - Jayne and the pro girls!!!
However I did dream that Jayne and Chris were teaching me the Bolero which leads me nicely onto this:
Yesterday, me and the Partner were talking about what we would do if we won that American Jackpot lottery.
Me: I'd pay Torvill and Dean a million pounds each to teach me to skate Bolero.
Partner: Who would you skate with Torvill or Dean?
Me: Chris. No Jayne. Yeah Jayne.
Partner: Why, do you fancy her??
Me: Erm........yes....I actually fancy them both........
Partner: But she's like 50!!!!!!
Me: Yeah.....but she doesn't look it, and she's super fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Partner: (long pause) I think she looks like a squashed mouse.
Me (Disapproving noises) Hmmmm...........and she has really nice dresses.
We have never had the same taste in women. I don't even think he thinks Kate Walsh is attractive. (IS HE BLIND?!?!?!?!) And he deffo knows who she is because when I had my hair dyed red he looked up and said "You look like a mixture of Addison and Meredith" Anyway, I don't even think he's ever seen an episode of Dancing On Ice - and I bet he would change his mind if he saw her in that dress from the Chandelier (Get the Party Started) routine.
And that was that. All written down to go on here when later on that evening this happened:
(talking about Anchorman 2)
Partner: I hope Christina Applegate's in it, she's very sexy
Me: (not agreeing) hmmm.......
Partner: But you fancy whatshisname.......Dean.
Me: Actually I fancy Jayne more (I do, I think it's the hot!dresses)
Partner: You're so werid
Me: Why?
Partner: Because you are, fancying her.
Me: I bet you don't even know what she looks like, you don't even watch Dancing On Ice!!!!
Partner: I do, I've seen her in the magazines and stuff.
Me: Well, what colour is her hair?
Partner: (Pause) Blonde.........
Me: HMMMMMMMMM.............
I bet he would fancy Karen - Just to piss me off.
"Hoping I'd resort to some havoc and end up settling in Court" - Britney Spears - Piece Of Me.
Totally guilty pleasuring myself today. (Not like that - music wise) And this isn't even funny.............I have (according to the notes made in my notebook) about 20 fanfics to write. Really need to get my skates on. So to speak.
JnC on the Alan Titchmarsh show
AT: Was it....was it never romantic, was it always just friendship?
C: Never romantic
J: Never romantic
AT: Ooooh they both said that very firmly.......(audience laughs, Jayne puts her hand on Chris' arm!!!!!!!)
J: We do love each other...
C: That's as far as we go....
J: But we're not romantic
AT: In a brotherly/sisterly way
J: Yeah (she does not look convincing here)
C: We've stayed together for such a long time, we've known each other for 40 plus years...so erm....yeah....we're best friends.
J: We met on the ice....you see how romantic that story.....we met on the ice...at the ice rink in Nottingham
AT: Wonderfull
AT: What did you used to say he was before you.....
J: The Blonde Prince......he was the blonde Prince......still is.....
Hate that in fanfics (blond prince-ness) but actually............it sounds so cute when Jayne say's it. And I don't believe the "Never Romantic" lines either........They Have Deffo Shagged.
"So I like to keep my issues drawn, it's always darkest before the dawn.........and I've been a fool....and I've been blind...I can never leave the past behind. I can see no way, I can see no way. I'm always dragging that horse around.Our love is perfect, such a mournful sound tonight I'm going to bury that horse in the ground.....
Shake it Out, Shake It Out.
And it's hard to dance with the devil on your back.......so shake him off"
- Florence and The Machine - Shake It Out.
Devil = drink and drugs..........so shake him off.......I'm trying.
"I'm waiting for someone to count me in. Cos now I only see my dreams, in everything I touch. Feel the cold hands on everything that I love. Out of my reach, but always in my eyeline.
Did you wanna be in love.........Did you wanna be in love????
When we fall in love, we're just falling..........in love with ourselves.....we're spiralling. We're tumbling down, we're spiralling. Tied up to the ground, we're spiralliiiiiiiiing"
- Keane - Spiralling. Haven't listened to that song since *that day*