my wallet is large.

Jun 25, 2004 13:20

i need a new money carrying ...thing.

My wallet is huge, and I'm not sure why....and it's not from money! I used to have a lot of reciepts and things, but I cleared them out in my bi yearly wallet cleanout party (its all the rage)....

As a side note, I've just recruited Ian Kiernan to be the figurehead of my clean out your wallet day initiative. should be good.

I feel like George Costanza...if i sit down with my wallet in my pants i basically fall over. And there are some pants I own that I just can't wear it in. It's so huge it takes me about 2 minutes just to get it out of the pocket. Why dont they make normal size pants, with big pockets!? I actually had to go and steal a pocket from 'big size menswear' to sew onto my pants....when I say I sew, I mean my mum sews. She's neat.

I apologise to the large man who bought some pants without a pocket.

It would be handy having more pockets though. And not in a cargo "pockets are really cool" pants kinda way. I mean practical pockets so bags will become useless! Just one huge pocket down each leg....in fact, if we could incorprate mary poppins technology into pants I think everyone would be happy....but would it keep you warm?

has anyone else noticed that mary poppins' bag and Dr who's tardis use the same technology? I have to pose the question, is Dr Who Mary Poppins? or maybe they're married?

thankyou for reading my random rant.
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