"singletons!" i shouted happily. "hurrah for the singletons!!!!"

[wonderwomanana]

i am in a hugely improved mood due to the fact that my supergenius/superhip aunt ellen lent me bridget jones's diary for healing purposes and for something to do besides watch my cousins get highly emotional over dumb videogames. it has given me some brilliant plans full of rubberbandosity and jane eyre and chocolate.

for example, there is the

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[inconceivable72]

Well, I tried.

Try maninizing Ian. He doesn't slap or call you names.

Oh, and the not caring thing? Just replay old Friends episodes in your head (or favorite scenes from Renee Zellweger movies, etc) whenever a Lurvey or Sexy Monkey approaches. That way you are off in lala land laughing to yourself about something, far from danger. Works like a charm.

[wonderwomanana]

ah, so THAT'S your secret. i always thought you were just a bit dim...only kidding.

probably...

Hi.

[truth_addict]

I wanted to say something witty and a bit jerkish, but I guess I'm just all out of wit this morning....I mean, afternoon...hehe...

Schroeder, it's up to you.

Re: Hi.

[wonderwomanana]

it's ok, he's pretty good at witty comebacks...some of his most famous ones are "asshole!" "YOU asshole" and "you're just an ASSHOLE"

[penguin89]

you couldn't mananize a banana! much less me!

[wonderwomanana]

ewww, gross. i will never look at bananas the same.