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As you enter The Cave, Stumpy the three legged sheep bleats to announce your arrival. You amble past the multicoloured oddity and enter the main chamber. There is a large wooden sign that has clearly seen better days hanging from the ceiling with the words "The Cave" hastily scrawled on it with cracking paint. You look around for the inhabitant of "The Cave" but see mostly dust, dirt, rocky debris and wads of pinkish grey goo that is dotted about the cave in a six or seven foot radius. Eventually, Wonderwolf appears from around a particularly large cluster of boulders, collecting the sticky wads off the walls and floor and scrutinizing every crevace for potential treasures. You watch her picking through the debris for a few minutes and eventually make your presence known by clearing your throat.
"Eh? Wha?!" She wheels around to face you, one of her eyes is lolling uselessly at the corner of its socket and you notice a belt buckled tightly around her cranium. "Gibbt ve gohps. Gibbem me. Muh baihn eshpowded ixsherdeh oww ovew ve cawb." Fluffy the Wonderwolf waves a muddy hand around the cave as if explaining some previous occurence and then gestures over her head, makeing upward motions and then waves her hand at the walls again. Stumpy arrives to nudge chunks of the pinkish grey gunk towards Fluffy.
"Tahn bew Shugmy." Fluffy drawls as she bends over to scoop up the goop.
Eventually all the goo is gathered up in a fairly large jug that Fluffy has been toting around for the entire excursion. Finally, she unbuckles the belt and the back of her skull lops open as Fluffy begins to make horrid sucking noises from the back of her throat. Stumpy pours the messy mixture out of the jug and into Fluffy's skull cavity - for that is what it is, a cavity. Completely empty, save for the mucky slurry being sloshed into it now. You turn away and partake in dry heaves until the procedure is complete.
"As I was saying," Fluffy states, rebuckling the belt, "My brain exploded yesterday all over the cave. Thank you for helping put me back together." She smiles at you, as if this were an every day occurance, and offers you some hot chocolate and marshmallows.
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Just my little way of saying, 'sorry if I was crazy at anyone yesterday!'
"Eh? Wha?!" She wheels around to face you, one of her eyes is lolling uselessly at the corner of its socket and you notice a belt buckled tightly around her cranium. "Gibbt ve gohps. Gibbem me. Muh baihn eshpowded ixsherdeh oww ovew ve cawb." Fluffy the Wonderwolf waves a muddy hand around the cave as if explaining some previous occurence and then gestures over her head, makeing upward motions and then waves her hand at the walls again. Stumpy arrives to nudge chunks of the pinkish grey gunk towards Fluffy.
"Tahn bew Shugmy." Fluffy drawls as she bends over to scoop up the goop.
Eventually all the goo is gathered up in a fairly large jug that Fluffy has been toting around for the entire excursion. Finally, she unbuckles the belt and the back of her skull lops open as Fluffy begins to make horrid sucking noises from the back of her throat. Stumpy pours the messy mixture out of the jug and into Fluffy's skull cavity - for that is what it is, a cavity. Completely empty, save for the mucky slurry being sloshed into it now. You turn away and partake in dry heaves until the procedure is complete.
"As I was saying," Fluffy states, rebuckling the belt, "My brain exploded yesterday all over the cave. Thank you for helping put me back together." She smiles at you, as if this were an every day occurance, and offers you some hot chocolate and marshmallows.
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Just my little way of saying, 'sorry if I was crazy at anyone yesterday!'