My career thingy
1.
Artist - When I was a kid, I was big into drawing. I was pretty good, too.
2.
Corporate Trainer - Corporate anything is not my dream job.
3.
Foreign Language Instructor
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ESL Teacher
5.
Interpreter
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Website Designer
7.
Art Director
8.
Sign Language Interpreter - I was going to go to school for this. Maybe I still will one day.
9.
Special Effects Technician - Too science-y.
10.
Comedian - Umm, yeah. I'm pretty much the least funny person on the planet. Plus, I'm not self-destructive enough.
11.
Actor - While acting is involved in two of my hobbies, dancing and sign language, when it comes to actually reading lines and making it believable? I suck.
12.
Translator
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Costume Designer
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Music Teacher / Instructor
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Announcer - If this includes all voiceover work, I really wanted to do this. I was going to take classes when we moved to Seattle, and was even going to make a demo disc in our friend's recording studio.
16.
Dental Assistant - Mouths? Ew.
17.
Career Counselor
18.
Foreign Service Officer
19.
Adoption Counselor
20.
Tour Guide
21.
Early Childhood Educator - I taught preschool. It was really fun, most of the time.
22.
Communications Specialist
23.
Elementary School Teacher
24.
Teacher Assistant
25.
Public Relations Specialist
26.
Naturopath
27.
Interior Decorator - This was my chosen career path for many years. Then I realized I wasn't very good. :)
28.
Director
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Fashion Designer - When I was in grade school, this was my big thing. I was always drawing clothes.
30.
Mediator
31.
Librarian
32.
Stylist
33.
Massage Therapist - Giving massages? Nuh-no. Getting massages.
34.
Nail Technician - Briefly considered this one a few years ago when I was desperate for some sort of career. My mom was really pushing me because she wanted free nails for life.
35.
Musician - I was in a band in high school. I though I was a bass player. I have been pathetically trying to learn the guitar for years now, as well.
36.
Library Technician - Does 5th grade library assistant count?
37.
Critic
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Human Resources Specialist
39.
Genetic Counselor
40.
Writer - I would love to someday do a column about nutrition. I'm okay with the non-fiction writing, but with fiction, I really stink.