Drunk? Or just awesome?
I think I'm drunk. I've had a bunch of beers and I'm watching some horror movie in spanish with english subtitles. What the hell is going on with my life right now? This is so off. what the crap. It has been way too long since I've gotten real torn up. Especially in the middle of the day.
So much to think about lately, this just seemed like the logical answer. Can't figure something out? Get tore up!
I just noticed I have near perfect diction when intoxicated. I wish my spelling and grammar were this precise when I was sober; it would greatly reduce my revision time. I mean, besides the fragmented sentences I've been using.
Seriously, why am I watching this horror movie in spanish? I selected the non 'ESP' version! The subtitles are useless. Who has time to read in this day and age? I can't possibly be expected to blog and read the damn TV at the same time! Stupid scary movie...I don't even know the name of it! Something about some stupid orphanage.
I wish I could speak a foreign language. Doesn't matter which one. Just any of them. Ok, so it does matter: not German, Russian, Japanese, Chinese or any other "harsh" sounding languages. Hell, I'd settle for an Australian or British accent. How hot would I be THEN?!
Everyone should check out my new blog! I'm not getting rid of this one, I just really wanted to start another one. The other one will focus more on global issues and bigger ideas while this one will remain more personal. AND have drunken updates. How luck y are you guys?!
Also, I get paid for people clicking on the advertisement on my other blog (unlike this one that doesn't pull its own weight) so if you happen to find yourself reading my other blog and see an advertisement that interests you, go ahead and click on it. Thanks!
So much to think about lately, this just seemed like the logical answer. Can't figure something out? Get tore up!
I just noticed I have near perfect diction when intoxicated. I wish my spelling and grammar were this precise when I was sober; it would greatly reduce my revision time. I mean, besides the fragmented sentences I've been using.
Seriously, why am I watching this horror movie in spanish? I selected the non 'ESP' version! The subtitles are useless. Who has time to read in this day and age? I can't possibly be expected to blog and read the damn TV at the same time! Stupid scary movie...I don't even know the name of it! Something about some stupid orphanage.
I wish I could speak a foreign language. Doesn't matter which one. Just any of them. Ok, so it does matter: not German, Russian, Japanese, Chinese or any other "harsh" sounding languages. Hell, I'd settle for an Australian or British accent. How hot would I be THEN?!
Everyone should check out my new blog! I'm not getting rid of this one, I just really wanted to start another one. The other one will focus more on global issues and bigger ideas while this one will remain more personal. AND have drunken updates. How luck y are you guys?!
Also, I get paid for people clicking on the advertisement on my other blog (unlike this one that doesn't pull its own weight) so if you happen to find yourself reading my other blog and see an advertisement that interests you, go ahead and click on it. Thanks!