Bitch, and you shall recieve
Unfair broad generalisations are fun! Example: Original stories on the internet try to be deep and insightful, but come off as boring and angsty. Another example: Comics on the internet that try to be funny, most often aren't. Wasn't that fun? I know I had fun.
I saw an old friend of mine yesterday. She had a baby awhile back but I haven't seen her since it was in the hideous alien phase. It's surprisingly become a rather cute and well behaved toddler, this is even more surprising considering it's mum has sever ADHD.
I watched Cry Baby today. Johnny Depp is a god and John Waters is a fucking genius. I think I'll watch it with the director's commentary before work tomorrow.
Speaking of work, I was on today and didn't sell anything until 2:30pm. Total drag considering we open at 10:30am. Hilarious also because I was super nice to everyone but then 2:30pm rolls around and this horse-faced bitch with two kids comes in and she wants to know stuff and for me to help her with things! Can you even imagine! The nerve! So I was super shitty to her and she brought something! And then all these other people came in with pockets full of cash. It was like the universe (or whatever) said, "Ah! There's that sassy cunt we all know and secretly hate! You shall have customers for the rest of the day to distract you from the drudgery of your worthless existence!"
I should try to update more. Or not. You get what you get and you ain't gettin' no more!
I saw an old friend of mine yesterday. She had a baby awhile back but I haven't seen her since it was in the hideous alien phase. It's surprisingly become a rather cute and well behaved toddler, this is even more surprising considering it's mum has sever ADHD.
I watched Cry Baby today. Johnny Depp is a god and John Waters is a fucking genius. I think I'll watch it with the director's commentary before work tomorrow.
Speaking of work, I was on today and didn't sell anything until 2:30pm. Total drag considering we open at 10:30am. Hilarious also because I was super nice to everyone but then 2:30pm rolls around and this horse-faced bitch with two kids comes in and she wants to know stuff and for me to help her with things! Can you even imagine! The nerve! So I was super shitty to her and she brought something! And then all these other people came in with pockets full of cash. It was like the universe (or whatever) said, "Ah! There's that sassy cunt we all know and secretly hate! You shall have customers for the rest of the day to distract you from the drudgery of your worthless existence!"
I should try to update more. Or not. You get what you get and you ain't gettin' no more!