Looking out for number one
Watch out America!
John Howard (the Australian PM, not the actor) is coming your way. Keep the kids back from school and lock your doors and windows! Because you know where Howard was on September 11, don't you? In America. And you know where he was during the London bombings? In London.
Hmm... Osama bin Howard?
Yeah, I didn't make that one up. But for a second there you thought I did. And I know you were impressed.
Edit: Oh damn, now look what I've done.
AHAHAHA!
John Howard (the Australian PM, not the actor) is coming your way. Keep the kids back from school and lock your doors and windows! Because you know where Howard was on September 11, don't you? In America. And you know where he was during the London bombings? In London.
Hmm... Osama bin Howard?
Yeah, I didn't make that one up. But for a second there you thought I did. And I know you were impressed.
Edit: Oh damn, now look what I've done.
AHAHAHA!