D.I.Y not?

May 09, 2006 02:19

Why not indeed?

So then. I've decided to become a cult icon. I realise that this may seem like a rather odd thing to say, who decides to become a cult icon? Well, I do. So there.

I'm not really sure how I will become a cult icon, but I've always had the desire to be famous. However! Being as strange as I am, I know I'll never be famous in the conventional sense, so this is the perfect alternative. Perhaps it is an even better idea than my first!

Even though I don't know how I will achieve my goal, I do know one thing.

I need a name. A truly spectacular name. A name that says I mean business. My birth name is only dragging me down, it tells of where I have come from, but not where I am going to.

My name will explode me into the future. Now I just need to figure out what the hell it is!

Be cool motherfuckers. Life is meant to be awesome. >:P
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