End of year True Blood Rant
Last summer, when the new season of TB started I had lots of expectations, because it was supposed to be the season where Sookie finally would hook up with the Viking, after 3 years of hearing Beehl saying “Sookehhhh is minehhhh…” with that awful fake accent.
Finally, on June 26, 2011 season 4 started and I was looking forward to see my “Vikingo bello” again. The season had a good start more or less, even though fucking Alan Bolas decided to make his beloved Beehl queen of Louisiana. Obviously the way the chupa cabras became “queen” was dubious. But despite that awful story, my expectations were still high.
But soon, the inconsistencies started, when Sookie found out Eric bought her house, she ran to the man that betrayed and almost kill her for help. Apparently Miss Stackhouse forgot her reaction when she found out the “southern gentleman” was a liar and manipulated her to fall in love with him. The season progressed and finally, Eric and Sookie hooked up and the scenes were steamy and hot, and then, the shower scene came, it started very well but then, we were sent to a Narnia Magical Mystery tour. I thought The Beatles would come at any moment singing “I am the walrus.” Anyway I found the scene beautiful and attempted to show the connection between Eric and Sookie, but the last part was ruined with the cheesy dialogue. But seeing ASkars butt was priceless…holy ass!!!
Then, the stupid witch war continued and again crazy Marnie cast another spell on Eric just when he felt Sookie was in danger. Stupid Alcide took her and the chupa cabras, again took advantage of the situation to make her drinking his blood. Is that was necessary, why? She just bonded with Eric. Now Sookie was more confused than Natalie Portman in Black Swan, claiming to love the chupa cabras too. What the heck, again, Bolas obsession with Bill Compton was projected through Sookie. To make things worse, she had that horrible “3-some” dream where the only sexy thing was Eric, I bet if the other part of the 3-some were Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, the result would have been very different. Honestly, I fantasize of being in a sandwich between Eric Northman and Wolverine.
I want to be in a sandwich between these two!!!
Besides the obsession with Beehl, there were lots of unnecessary stories that stole time on screen of my beloved Viking. Ok, Jason makes me laugh, but poor Lafayette was reduced to Aunt Jemima, what the heck was that? The stupid story of Arlene’s evil baby, who cares, the creepy doll….. Stupid Andy Belfleure having intercourse with a fae …. Annoying Jessica, I’m so sick of this character that is not even in the books. Sam Merlotte and his creepy family…. The creepy werepanthers from Hotshot…and so on…. Obnoxious Nan Flanagan and the fucking authority….
And if all that wasn't enough, we had to endure the torture of seeing Stephen Moyer’s ugly ass and his pervert face…yuck….
Poor Pam was reduced to a woman that only cares about her beauty and material things. She hardly appeared during the season and her relationship with Eric was ruined…. I don’t get it. Again, is that was neccesary?
The season final was awful, again Sookie acting like a woman with the battered wife syndrome, asking to forgiveness to the man that betrayed her and breaking Eric’s heart. That scene where she was feeding both Eric and the chupa cabras was so disgusting and so pathetic; and if that wasn’t enough, Eric and the chupa cabras were wearing the same ugly robe, like that old fart of Hugh Hefner…. Ewwww……. That was so fucking ridiculous…UGH! Once again ASkars wore with dignity another ugly garment.
Who the hell was this idea of wearing this ugly robe a la Hugh Hefner?
Yes, I would understand she would want to be on her own for a while, but having Beehl Compton as part of the equation at that point was absurd. Eric was so off-character, begging to stupid Sookie, what the heck was that? He would never be begging for love. Why Bola Loca insists in keeping that stupid triangle, like Vampire Diaries or Twilight????
So when Season 4 ended, I was left with frustration, because TB was reduced to a fan fic of bad quality, worse than any “novella” from Univision. Eric and Sookie love story was reduced to a fling, because I bet on season 5 Sookie will be hooked up with the mutt…. Yuck!
I was left with no high expectations for season 5.
Well, what I would want for season 5, actually this is only wishful thinking because I know this won’t happen, I think the probability of a Beatles’ reunion is higher (maybe somebody is able to clone John Lennon and George Harrison):
- Sookie being an independent woman, capable of accepting the right choice for her, obviously Eric Northman…
- Naked Eric, a full frontal… the GP has to be seen!!!!!
- Beehl finding the true death, I know, Bola Loca would never give us that pleasure.
- Alcide turned to wolf form permanently. I think that beautiful white wolf had more acting skills than Joe “Mutt” Manganiello.
- Tara dying…..but I bet the chupa cabras will turn her into a vampire, of course he has to be the tragic hero that Mr. Bolas loves so much. Actually at this scenario I’m starting to feel sorry for Tara-ntula…..
- Jessica disappearing, she’s so childish and annoying.
Instead, what are we getting so far, according to the spoilers and casting news we have seen already:
-More wolves, bah, who cares about Marcus’ mom?
-Salomé, the biblical character who danced to get John the Baptist’s head?? WTF, what kind of cheap opium Bola Loca is smoking????
- A sister for Eric…. Wait, wasn’t Beel the one who had a vampire sister in the books? Well, this could be interesting if this supposed sister is used to make Sookie jealous.
- Stupid Steve Newlin as a vampire, why, another unnecessary character, he had his time but now is pointless to make him appear again.
- The possibility of a bromance between Eric and the chupa cabras, perhaps the worst thing that could happen, besides the little time Eric appears in every episode, having to see the fugly chupa cabras with him…. NOOOOOOO…NOOOOOO I refuse to see this shit.
-More Joe “Mutt” Manganiello, his stupid abs, his horrible toucan nose and his lack of acting abilities. The fact he has nice abs doesn’t make him an actor. Hugh Jackman has fantastic abs too, but there’s a HUGE difference; Hugh Jackman CAN ACT, he’s one of the most versatile actors out there, and the fact that Mr. Jackman is my favorite actor besides Alexander Skarsgård has nothing to do with this opinion.
- Queen Chupa cabras has to be the “star” of True Blood. SM is Bola Loca’s darling…ugh, what a bad taste he has…. YUCK, I prefer Edward Swarovski Cullen. The “Sookie and Beehl are soulmates” crap, well I think Bola Loca is confusing the fact that dumb Anna Paquin married Moyer and is confusing reality with fiction. No, no, this is the story of Sookie Stackhouse, not the Moyers’ reality show. Actually I’m so sick of this couple, I think they are so fake and I bet when True Blood is over, they will be headed for divorce…. Prophecies of NosChavamus.
-Sookie being reduced to a plot device to project Bola Loca’s love for Beehl…
- Stupid Jessica….to be honest, I don't give a fuck about this character invented by Bola Loca.
- And only God knows what other bullshit we have to endure through the season.
Ok, enough of the rant, but let’s see what I liked from this 4th season:
- Eric Northman, of course
- Love scenes between Eric and Sookie, finally after 3 seasons of beehl-shit
- Seeing ASkars nice ass…. Que culito lindo tiene el Vikingo!!!
- ASkars demonstrating his acting skills so well…. From confident sheriff of Area 5 to innocent amnesiac Eric…. He was lovable….
- Eric draining Sookie’s fairy godmother and getting drunk….. what a funny moment.
- Eric in the lake challenging the “krukodilers” to a fight, perhaps this was one of the best scenes of the season. Once again, ASkars showed his acting skills perfectly!
- The white wolf, who showed better acting skills than, Joe “Mutt” Manganiello. I’m so sick of this tasteless manicotti showing his stupid abs all the time… at least Taylor “Jacob” Lautner has some acting ability. The teacup werewolf is better.
This beautiful creature deserves an honorary mention for showing more acting abilities than Joe Mutt Manganiello.
- Eric tossing the chupa cabras like a rag doll twice, dumb Sookie you should have left the Viking killing that damned chupa cabras.
- Eric buying Sookie’s house….and then claiming her… Sookie’s face was priceless.
- Pam giving advice to Sookie about why she should choose Eric. I would have followed Pam’s advice without hesitation.
- Eric ripping Roy’s heart out…. I would never look to Capri Sun juices the same way again.
Well, I’ve realized everything I like is related to the Viking vampire. Is that a coincidence?
I hope next year TB disappears into oblivion….. Obviously I will miss my Vikingo Bello, but I hope that will be the beginning of good things for him. He’s so talented and deserves better. I believe Alexander Skarsgård has the potential to be among Hollywood’s elite, next to some of my other favorite actors such as Russell Crowe and Leonardo Di Caprio, to name a few.
I also dream of seeing Alex in a movie with Hugh Jackman, if that happens, I think I will faint. (Skars-Jack)
I love these 2 guys equally, they are #1 in my list!
For ASkars, the sky is the limit…..
ASkars, the only reason I will be next year to see again Bola Loca's awful fan fic:
Finally, on June 26, 2011 season 4 started and I was looking forward to see my “Vikingo bello” again. The season had a good start more or less, even though fucking Alan Bolas decided to make his beloved Beehl queen of Louisiana. Obviously the way the chupa cabras became “queen” was dubious. But despite that awful story, my expectations were still high.
But soon, the inconsistencies started, when Sookie found out Eric bought her house, she ran to the man that betrayed and almost kill her for help. Apparently Miss Stackhouse forgot her reaction when she found out the “southern gentleman” was a liar and manipulated her to fall in love with him. The season progressed and finally, Eric and Sookie hooked up and the scenes were steamy and hot, and then, the shower scene came, it started very well but then, we were sent to a Narnia Magical Mystery tour. I thought The Beatles would come at any moment singing “I am the walrus.” Anyway I found the scene beautiful and attempted to show the connection between Eric and Sookie, but the last part was ruined with the cheesy dialogue. But seeing ASkars butt was priceless…holy ass!!!
Then, the stupid witch war continued and again crazy Marnie cast another spell on Eric just when he felt Sookie was in danger. Stupid Alcide took her and the chupa cabras, again took advantage of the situation to make her drinking his blood. Is that was necessary, why? She just bonded with Eric. Now Sookie was more confused than Natalie Portman in Black Swan, claiming to love the chupa cabras too. What the heck, again, Bolas obsession with Bill Compton was projected through Sookie. To make things worse, she had that horrible “3-some” dream where the only sexy thing was Eric, I bet if the other part of the 3-some were Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, the result would have been very different. Honestly, I fantasize of being in a sandwich between Eric Northman and Wolverine.
I want to be in a sandwich between these two!!!
Besides the obsession with Beehl, there were lots of unnecessary stories that stole time on screen of my beloved Viking. Ok, Jason makes me laugh, but poor Lafayette was reduced to Aunt Jemima, what the heck was that? The stupid story of Arlene’s evil baby, who cares, the creepy doll….. Stupid Andy Belfleure having intercourse with a fae …. Annoying Jessica, I’m so sick of this character that is not even in the books. Sam Merlotte and his creepy family…. The creepy werepanthers from Hotshot…and so on…. Obnoxious Nan Flanagan and the fucking authority….
And if all that wasn't enough, we had to endure the torture of seeing Stephen Moyer’s ugly ass and his pervert face…yuck….
Poor Pam was reduced to a woman that only cares about her beauty and material things. She hardly appeared during the season and her relationship with Eric was ruined…. I don’t get it. Again, is that was neccesary?
The season final was awful, again Sookie acting like a woman with the battered wife syndrome, asking to forgiveness to the man that betrayed her and breaking Eric’s heart. That scene where she was feeding both Eric and the chupa cabras was so disgusting and so pathetic; and if that wasn’t enough, Eric and the chupa cabras were wearing the same ugly robe, like that old fart of Hugh Hefner…. Ewwww……. That was so fucking ridiculous…UGH! Once again ASkars wore with dignity another ugly garment.
Who the hell was this idea of wearing this ugly robe a la Hugh Hefner?
Yes, I would understand she would want to be on her own for a while, but having Beehl Compton as part of the equation at that point was absurd. Eric was so off-character, begging to stupid Sookie, what the heck was that? He would never be begging for love. Why Bola Loca insists in keeping that stupid triangle, like Vampire Diaries or Twilight????
So when Season 4 ended, I was left with frustration, because TB was reduced to a fan fic of bad quality, worse than any “novella” from Univision. Eric and Sookie love story was reduced to a fling, because I bet on season 5 Sookie will be hooked up with the mutt…. Yuck!
I was left with no high expectations for season 5.
Well, what I would want for season 5, actually this is only wishful thinking because I know this won’t happen, I think the probability of a Beatles’ reunion is higher (maybe somebody is able to clone John Lennon and George Harrison):
- Sookie being an independent woman, capable of accepting the right choice for her, obviously Eric Northman…
- Naked Eric, a full frontal… the GP has to be seen!!!!!
- Beehl finding the true death, I know, Bola Loca would never give us that pleasure.
- Alcide turned to wolf form permanently. I think that beautiful white wolf had more acting skills than Joe “Mutt” Manganiello.
- Tara dying…..but I bet the chupa cabras will turn her into a vampire, of course he has to be the tragic hero that Mr. Bolas loves so much. Actually at this scenario I’m starting to feel sorry for Tara-ntula…..
- Jessica disappearing, she’s so childish and annoying.
Instead, what are we getting so far, according to the spoilers and casting news we have seen already:
-More wolves, bah, who cares about Marcus’ mom?
-Salomé, the biblical character who danced to get John the Baptist’s head?? WTF, what kind of cheap opium Bola Loca is smoking????
- A sister for Eric…. Wait, wasn’t Beel the one who had a vampire sister in the books? Well, this could be interesting if this supposed sister is used to make Sookie jealous.
- Stupid Steve Newlin as a vampire, why, another unnecessary character, he had his time but now is pointless to make him appear again.
- The possibility of a bromance between Eric and the chupa cabras, perhaps the worst thing that could happen, besides the little time Eric appears in every episode, having to see the fugly chupa cabras with him…. NOOOOOOO…NOOOOOO I refuse to see this shit.
-More Joe “Mutt” Manganiello, his stupid abs, his horrible toucan nose and his lack of acting abilities. The fact he has nice abs doesn’t make him an actor. Hugh Jackman has fantastic abs too, but there’s a HUGE difference; Hugh Jackman CAN ACT, he’s one of the most versatile actors out there, and the fact that Mr. Jackman is my favorite actor besides Alexander Skarsgård has nothing to do with this opinion.
- Queen Chupa cabras has to be the “star” of True Blood. SM is Bola Loca’s darling…ugh, what a bad taste he has…. YUCK, I prefer Edward Swarovski Cullen. The “Sookie and Beehl are soulmates” crap, well I think Bola Loca is confusing the fact that dumb Anna Paquin married Moyer and is confusing reality with fiction. No, no, this is the story of Sookie Stackhouse, not the Moyers’ reality show. Actually I’m so sick of this couple, I think they are so fake and I bet when True Blood is over, they will be headed for divorce…. Prophecies of NosChavamus.
-Sookie being reduced to a plot device to project Bola Loca’s love for Beehl…
- Stupid Jessica….to be honest, I don't give a fuck about this character invented by Bola Loca.
- And only God knows what other bullshit we have to endure through the season.
Ok, enough of the rant, but let’s see what I liked from this 4th season:
- Eric Northman, of course
- Love scenes between Eric and Sookie, finally after 3 seasons of beehl-shit
- Seeing ASkars nice ass…. Que culito lindo tiene el Vikingo!!!
- ASkars demonstrating his acting skills so well…. From confident sheriff of Area 5 to innocent amnesiac Eric…. He was lovable….
- Eric draining Sookie’s fairy godmother and getting drunk….. what a funny moment.
- Eric in the lake challenging the “krukodilers” to a fight, perhaps this was one of the best scenes of the season. Once again, ASkars showed his acting skills perfectly!
- The white wolf, who showed better acting skills than, Joe “Mutt” Manganiello. I’m so sick of this tasteless manicotti showing his stupid abs all the time… at least Taylor “Jacob” Lautner has some acting ability. The teacup werewolf is better.
This beautiful creature deserves an honorary mention for showing more acting abilities than Joe Mutt Manganiello.
- Eric tossing the chupa cabras like a rag doll twice, dumb Sookie you should have left the Viking killing that damned chupa cabras.
- Eric buying Sookie’s house….and then claiming her… Sookie’s face was priceless.
- Pam giving advice to Sookie about why she should choose Eric. I would have followed Pam’s advice without hesitation.
- Eric ripping Roy’s heart out…. I would never look to Capri Sun juices the same way again.
Well, I’ve realized everything I like is related to the Viking vampire. Is that a coincidence?
I hope next year TB disappears into oblivion….. Obviously I will miss my Vikingo Bello, but I hope that will be the beginning of good things for him. He’s so talented and deserves better. I believe Alexander Skarsgård has the potential to be among Hollywood’s elite, next to some of my other favorite actors such as Russell Crowe and Leonardo Di Caprio, to name a few.
I also dream of seeing Alex in a movie with Hugh Jackman, if that happens, I think I will faint. (Skars-Jack)
I love these 2 guys equally, they are #1 in my list!
For ASkars, the sky is the limit…..
ASkars, the only reason I will be next year to see again Bola Loca's awful fan fic: