EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE

GOOD EATS SPOOFS SWEENY TOD

I am so happy. So very.

ILU AB!

PAULA DEAN

and

RICHARD SIMMONS

are on my TV screen. Together. Cooking. How can LARD QUEEN and Mr. Sweating to Books on Tape get along? Will they DEFEAT ONE ANOTHER in an epic battle--

he just fed somebody "HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE" style...

No words.

I am afraid

I am watching Sesamee Street on mute and I have My Chemical Romance blaring in my headphones.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
I AM THE BREAKFAST KING!