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Nov 22, 2007 00:54

It's getting to be the ~season~ and I'm thinking about like, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer things. I just really want Gerard the Misfit Elf, you know? HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE AN ELF GODDAMNIT HE WANTS TO BE A ROCKSTAR. AN INDEPENDENT ROCKSTAR. HE WANTS TO SAVE THE LIVES OF ALL THE MISFIT TOYS. No one wants to play with Pete-in-the-Box ( Read more... )

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67 November 22 2007, 06:13:43 UTC

THE LAST FRANTIC PARAGRAPH IS WHAT GOT ME, TBH.
It should be written in the form of like, a kid's story.

Once upon a time, there was a little reindeer named Mikeyolph.

makesomelove November 22 2007, 06:59:49 UTC

Everyone made fun of him and nobody would let them play with him because all the other reindeer were conformists. Mikeyolph was a nonconformist!

irish_cocktail November 22 2007, 06:19:25 UTC

well, this is all well and good. A++++

.... but as soon as i read the second sentance, my brain went to MALL ELVES AND MALL SANTA. :|

ohmygod I'M SORRY.

spicyhorror November 22 2007, 06:27:00 UTC

OH MY GOD. I WANT MALL ELVES AND MALL SANTA SO BAD!!!

67 November 22 2007, 06:32:35 UTC

OH MY GOD ME TOO.
You know Frank as a mall elf might be the best thing ever.

spicyhorror November 22 2007, 06:40:43 UTC

Yes!! He doesn't really mind kids, but fuck! Once it hits midday he's about ready to suffocate himself using one of the pompoms on his shoe.

I would seriously pay good money for that. :(

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67 November 22 2007, 06:31:57 UTC

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makesomelove November 22 2007, 07:03:00 UTC

LMAOOOOOO ILU ELFRARD THE MISFIT DENTIST

eloquentice November 22 2007, 06:38:11 UTC

PATRICK IS TOTALLY THE SNOWMAN, YESYESYES.

spleenjournal November 22 2007, 06:51:36 UTC

And you know Peentz is that mean elf that makes fun of Gerard for wanting to be a rock star. Or maybe it's GABE. (please tell me you remember him)

And I see Frank as being more of one of the Misfit Toys.. like maybe the dolly? idk.

makesomelove November 22 2007, 07:05:54 UTC

Gabe the Head Elf yessssssss. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS? WHAT ARE YOU, AN EMO?"

akire_yta November 22 2007, 07:55:59 UTC

THIS COMMUNITY NEEDS ICONS, STAT

starting with that quote right there *sporfles*

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poultryofperil November 22 2007, 07:22:40 UTC

...I might be in the midst of writing a Santa's Workshop AU, if that relates to this whatsoever? (Jesus Christ, I love this post. And this community. And just, the world in general right now because the laughing on my end is endless.)

makesomelove November 22 2007, 07:31:49 UTC

I'm deeply joyed by this news. DEEEEEEEPLY

poultryofperil November 22 2007, 07:45:24 UTC

It would be horrifying if it weren't so awesome!

Bob is Santa! And Gerard is Mrs. Claus! Except their story is completely hilarious! Mikey is Gerard's elf brother that is keeping tabs on this guy named Brian and ends up destroying his living room! FRANK AND RAY.

Sorry. I get a kick out of just thinking about it.