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[makesomelove]

It's getting to be the ~season~ and I'm thinking about like, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer things. I just really want Gerard the Misfit Elf, you know? HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE AN ELF GODDAMNIT HE WANTS TO BE A ROCKSTAR. AN INDEPENDENT ROCKSTAR. HE WANTS TO SAVE THE LIVES OF ALL THE MISFIT TOYS. No one wants to play with Pete-in-the-Box

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[irish_cocktail]

well, this is all well and good. A++++

.... but as soon as i read the second sentance, my brain went to MALL ELVES AND MALL SANTA. :|

ohmygod I'M SORRY.

[spicyhorror]

OH MY GOD. I WANT MALL ELVES AND MALL SANTA SO BAD!!!

[67]

OH MY GOD ME TOO.
You know Frank as a mall elf might be the best thing ever.

[spicyhorror]

Yes!! He doesn't really mind kids, but fuck! Once it hits midday he's about ready to suffocate himself using one of the pompoms on his shoe.

I would seriously pay good money for that. :(

[67]

I am going to be epicly self referential and continue my Gerard adopts a bb plot and say that this is how Gerard meets Frank; his daughter wants to go see Saaaantaaaaa

[irish_cocktail]

gerard would be sent to the back after scaring all the children with his CRAAZYEXCITED face.

he would be demoted to just playing with glitter and fake snow all day.

[spicyhorror]

He becomes in charge of decorating the set! He likes to talk about the ~*~deeper meaning~*~. Everyone else is kind of like "Dude, Gerard. It's just glitter and tinsel" except for Frank! Who is totally possibly smitten.

[67]

I am dying, fyi. AU where all of MCR work at a mall Christmas display. RAY TAKES THE PICTURES AND TELLS THE KIDS TO SMILE. Bob calm down the upset kids and tells the mothers and fathers to not get too angry, their turn is soon. Mikey brings Gerard food and marvels at how batshit they all are.

[spicyhorror]

HAHA, YES! The younger ones are generally scared of Ray's hair, but the older ones think he's totally cool! Whenever Mikey comes, they suddenly get a lot of scene kids (Pete, y/n?) wanting to take pictures. Everyone finds this kind of disturbing.

Dude. I want this so bad! I WANT SO MANY THINGS SO BAD NOW. :(

[67]

PETE! Whenever Mikey is there Pete comes up like, HI SANTA LAWL and they're like, what do you want? But he just makes googly eyes at Mikey.

[spicyhorror]

Mikey finds Pete kinda attractive! But he's kinda scared about how much time he spends at the photo booth. He thinks he may possibly be a pedo.

AND SERIOUSLY. It's an abusive relationship! I can't escape.

[67]

UGH. I'm going to make a Christmas list of things I want written and it'll be like, a) mall AU, b) symphonic orchestra au, c) craigslist au, d) EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS COMMUNITY

[spicyhorror]

I WANT EVERYTHING IN THIS COMMUNITY TO BE WRITTEN RIGHT NOW. I am not kidding. I am even tempted to write some stuff myself, I am that desperate.

[67]

I DID! That is how desperate I am. :(

[spicyhorror]

But that means one less fic to want! (Except you always end up wanting more. D:)

This community makes me want to figure out how I can incorporate wolf shirts into my wardrobe. I have like two elephant shirts (wtf, Thai ladies who stay at my house?), but no wolf ones. This obviously needs to be fixed!

I kinda want the MCR wolf shirt. D:

[67]

Then it's DOUBLE MEANING.